Another one of those pop stars who suddenly appeared out of nowhere (like all the other modern pop stars) and suddenly made millions of dollars from false instruments, 'teasing' the audience and looking good. Her voice was never good, she has never looked good and should be shot
News Reporter: The pop queen Rihanna has allegedly been beaten and physically threatened by R'n'B singer and boyfriend Chris Brown
Me: *laughing my fucking head off*
Me: *laughing my fucking head off*
by Bash her again March 11, 2009
A beautiful singer with a very annoying voice who will never reach Beyonce's level. Never. No matter how much she tries.
Sorry RiRi.
Sorry RiRi.
by Lili33 December 27, 2008
An example of pure modern street trash intoxicating the British population's minds.
Rihanna is a singer whose songs are cheap, tacky, naff and meaningless. She sings about anything from umbrellas to murderers...
Her most popular audiences include chavs, chavettes and townies who think it's cool to hang around McDonalds threatening people with umbrellas.
It is also questioned whether Rihanna suffers from a permanent and severe condition of blocked nose. It can be heard very clearly in 'Unfaithful'
She thinks her audience is either deaf or stupid as she tends to repeat a sentence around 50 times in each song (ella-ella-ella-ella. YES we get it, thanks.) But perhaps this could be due to her lack of imagination and/or incompetance of coming up with new lyrics.
Related singers include Jay Z, Beyoncé, 50 Cent and Chris Brown.
Rihanna thinks she's the Queen and finds it necessary to have some sort of informal introduction at the beginning of her songs by another naff and tacky artist such as Jay Z.
Please. Don't make me sick.
Rihanna is a singer whose songs are cheap, tacky, naff and meaningless. She sings about anything from umbrellas to murderers...
Her most popular audiences include chavs, chavettes and townies who think it's cool to hang around McDonalds threatening people with umbrellas.
It is also questioned whether Rihanna suffers from a permanent and severe condition of blocked nose. It can be heard very clearly in 'Unfaithful'
She thinks her audience is either deaf or stupid as she tends to repeat a sentence around 50 times in each song (ella-ella-ella-ella. YES we get it, thanks.) But perhaps this could be due to her lack of imagination and/or incompetance of coming up with new lyrics.
Related singers include Jay Z, Beyoncé, 50 Cent and Chris Brown.
Rihanna thinks she's the Queen and finds it necessary to have some sort of informal introduction at the beginning of her songs by another naff and tacky artist such as Jay Z.
Please. Don't make me sick.
Old Woman at the bus stop: aaaargh the weather these days. And I forgot my umbrella at home! DAMN BRITISH WEATHER!
Rihanna: That's ok, hunny, you can stand under my umb-erella, ella, ella, ella-
Old Woman: I'm NOT DEAF CHILD
Rihanna: Yeah, but I am otherwise I wouldn't write such crap music. ELLA ELLA ELLLLLLLA EYYY EYY EYYY
Old Woman: Go shove your umbrella where it belongs.
Rihanna: That's ok, hunny, you can stand under my umb-erella, ella, ella, ella-
Old Woman: I'm NOT DEAF CHILD
Rihanna: Yeah, but I am otherwise I wouldn't write such crap music. ELLA ELLA ELLLLLLLA EYYY EYY EYYY
Old Woman: Go shove your umbrella where it belongs.
by piratescaribbean111 May 28, 2008
A really bad singer. Most of her songs are stupid and don't make sense, and very repetitive. Not to mention the fact that every radio station plays them over and over until they're burned into your brain!
Repetitive:
"Shut up and drive, drive, drive, drive, drive"
"Under my umbrella, ella, ella, eh, eh, eh. Under my umbrella, ella, ella, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh!"
-Gawd, how many time's does she have to say eh?-
Stooopid Lyrics:
"Cos we both know where I'm about to go, and we know it very well!"
-And we know it very well? Could Rihanna not think of a single line to go there?!-
"Shut up and drive, drive, drive, drive, drive"
"Under my umbrella, ella, ella, eh, eh, eh. Under my umbrella, ella, ella, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh!"
-Gawd, how many time's does she have to say eh?-
Stooopid Lyrics:
"Cos we both know where I'm about to go, and we know it very well!"
-And we know it very well? Could Rihanna not think of a single line to go there?!-
by Dainy May 31, 2008
She is very loud and might act shy but behind curtains she has a big personality, she loves drama and eventually finds a way to get to the top she is usually very confident and really WILD she loves to explore new worlds and jumps on to a new thing very quickly.
Guys find her quite the “sexy”.
Guys find her quite the “sexy”.
by sweet tea sip sip November 7, 2019
1. To participate in a brutal fight with your boyfriend (which means you have to hit him back) and make yourself look like the victim even if you beat the shit out of him too.
2. To have everyone feel sorry for one's self.
3. Menstrual cycle for females.
2. To have everyone feel sorry for one's self.
3. Menstrual cycle for females.
1. Janice: Damn, Xavier and I had a Rihanna.
Gwen: Wow, your such a bitch.
2. Katie: Aiden is acting so wrong to you, Ashlee.
Ashlee: I know, I'm going to pull a Rihanna on him so he can treat me right this time.
Katie: Ooh, smart thing to do.
3. John: What's up with Veronica today? She just pushed me out of her way!
Carter: Sorry dude, she's on her Rihanna today. In about 3 more days, she'll be okay.
John: Thank God!
Gwen: Wow, your such a bitch.
2. Katie: Aiden is acting so wrong to you, Ashlee.
Ashlee: I know, I'm going to pull a Rihanna on him so he can treat me right this time.
Katie: Ooh, smart thing to do.
3. John: What's up with Veronica today? She just pushed me out of her way!
Carter: Sorry dude, she's on her Rihanna today. In about 3 more days, she'll be okay.
John: Thank God!
by LMAOProductionz June 23, 2009
Rihanna is a stuck up, rude, nasty b!tch and she wants to get in anyone’s pants. Rihanna is for the team and she belongs to the fuck!ng streets
Rihanna is a bitch
by Anonymous9362728 May 26, 2020