ride the pony

to have sex over and over

Guy: Oh yeah. Me and my girlfriend are tottaly gonna ride the pony tonight
Guys friend: Nice!

by thatmajesticbitch4896 February 20, 2008

ride the pony

To do a dance in a galloping way with a spank spank move and some air lasso. Often in a circle, but can be stationary.

When Seth did ride the pony, it moved her audience to tears and it was emotional.

The birthday juice was ready but John would not quit riding the pony long enough to serve it.

by Male Kyzer January 5, 2009

ride the pony

to take 4 shots as fast as possible

John: Do you want to ride the pony tonight?
Alex: Yes! I'm trying to get very drunk!!

by ponyupbitch December 13, 2018

ride the pony

to shoot up heroin recreationally and abusively

Harry: Yo Tyrone, I really gotta ride the pony right now.
Tyrone: Not with that hole in your arm you don't. Shit, we gotta get you to a hospital

by Urpit December 24, 2007

Ride the porcelain pony

Take an exceptionally good crap.

Where have you been?
-Riding the porcelain pony.

by LD June 11, 2004

Ride the Boney Pony

When a female takes the top position in sexual intercourse.

My wife woke me up early this morning. She was eager to ride the boney pony.

by ckeliib June 3, 2009

ride the white pony

To use heroine

Do you ride the white pony?

by Reaper 64 January 29, 2017