PETUNIA: Last night Kevin and I went to Walmart and we were on the cleaning supplies aisle and he blue rhapsodied me RIGHT THERE! Like... I couldn't believe how jazzy he was.
"Funny how sometimes
You can really lose your mind
And thing you would never do
You Rhapsodise
And get caught up in the hype 'Till your senes return to you
Love plays you for a fool"
A rhapsody that lacks in all things interesting, exciting, or the least bit titilating. A long drawn out story that is so boring even the author shuns it, opting to publish it under a pseudonym.
"We had to read The Iliad in english class and to be honest, I found it rather rhapsodaisical. Now The Odyssey? There's an epic that's well...EPIC!"
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'