Retard Ball

Retard Ball ( sometimes referred to as Retard-Ball or Retardball) is a poolgame popular all around the world. Two people are arranged at opposite ends of the table and are tasked with trying to guide the cue ball into the opponents pockets using only the pool cue. The players are able to use the pool cue in any fashion to finish the objective. If the cue ball goes into either middle pockets, the round is reset. The objective is to win 10 rounds of retard ball

Jimmy- Now that we're done with 8-ball, what do you say we play one game of Retard Ball?

Clay- Sounds great, Jimmy!

by LoneWhiteGunman June 14, 2017

kick ball retard

The person chosen last when picking teams.

Dude, pick me so I'm not the kick ball retard.

by Nyquil Jones November 6, 2007

Retard Ballet

When you have to navigate a large crowd of stupid people to accomplish a goal.

Frank just wanted to get gas, but he had to navigate a Retard Ballet to get to the pumps.

by B-Lister November 15, 2010

retard baller

One who talks a large game about their "skills", but are actually terrible beyond belief.

Retard baller: watch me dunk this shit!
Retard baller: (misses)
Retard ballet: That was just a warm-up!

by Wespen May 21, 2016

Retard balls

Where someone is retarded enough to do something that also takes balls to do.

Yo bro, did you see that crackhead climb the building and save the cat stuck up there? No ladder or anything. He's got retard balls

by Ttess1 December 23, 2021

Retardball

when playing basketball on an outdoor court, whoever gets the ball furthest from the court on accident wins the game of Retardball.

*shoots the ball while checking up, bounces off the rim 200 feet away* Looks like he just won retardball.

by Gansta5727 July 1, 2020