Responsibile 

Held accountable for something in such a way that you throw up a little in your mouth...

Girlfriend who you are about to break up with: Oh my gosh, I'm pregnant with your baby! Now we can get married!

Boyfriend (mentally to himself): Shit, now I feel responsibile for her and that damn baby...

Responsibile by zipzapzookie May 5, 2011

responsibiliweiser 

Doing adult things when you're shitfaced.

"The ole Responsibiliweiser kicked in after the tequila was gone so I wrote some checks for my student loans, backed up my hard drive, then finally started replacing those missing shingles" I gurgled through a mouth full of blood to the ER doctor.

responsibiliweiser by MotorMasticator August 29, 2017

With great power comes great responsibility 

With great power comes great responsibilty. One of uncle ben's last words in the best spiderman movie sam raimi's spiderman.

Remeber peter that with great power comes great responsibility.

With great power comes great responsibility by Pizzzatime August 28, 2017

WHOSE RESPONSIBLE THIS 

A recently created internet meme originally coined on Topless Robot.com. It comes from a comment posted by user "Brickhousebunny21" as follows:

"WHOSE RESPONSIBLE THIS? I wanna know whose idea was this RIGHT NOW. Who did this on purpose, huh? I found this little secret and I'm so angry I wanna know who did this and why or I'll report everyone here to the site moderaters on this website and Yiffstar and have the one responsible BANNED FOR LIFE. NOW TELL ME WHO DID THIS NOW?"

Brickhousebunny21 will now be mocked for life on Topless Robot.com

WHAT!!! I WAS BANNED FROM THE FURRY WEBSITE I LVOE SO MUCH! WHOSE RESPONSIBLE THIS!!!

WHOSE RESPONSIBLE THIS by khaan111 September 21, 2009

Citizens For A Responsible Curriculum 

A group of yokels afraid of homos and rubbers. Attempting to recall the School Board in the liberal Washington, D.C. suburb of Montgomery Couny (MoCo), Maryland.

Scared to death about the thought of their children being taught that gay people exist and being shown a video of how to properly put on a condom, using a cucumber.

Citizens For A Responsible Curriculum are a bunch of scared pussies and cunts who live in the Stone Age.

Citizens For A Responsible Curriculum by Hyacinth Bucket April 23, 2005

responsibilitron

A young person who has adopted a healthy, fiscally stable, (boring) adult lifestyle

Since bill married Brenda he started going to church on Wednesday nights. Dude is a total responsibilitron.

responsibilitron by the j-bird April 21, 2013

fiscal responsibility 

Fiscal responsibility is a term republicans pull out for campaign ads every election cycle. The G.O.P. claims to be fiscally responsible while claiming their Democratic opponents are not.

Obviously, the Republican Party has no idea what being "fiscally responsible" actually means! A budget should include adequete revenue (i.e. taxes) to cover all the obligations. Republicans think the only way to balance a budget is to cut taxes. Democrats, like Bill Clinton, know that cutting expenses AND increasing revenue is the only way to balance a budget. Democrats' tax and spend idea is a lot more logical than the Republicans' borrow and spend policy!
Remember that about 75% of our national debt was caused by the last 3 Republican presidents! (Reagan, Bush41 and Bush43) The last two times the national budget was balanced a Democrat was president!! (Lyndon Johnson 1969 and Bill Clinton 2000)

The tea party claims to be concerned about fiscal responsibility, however they didn't seem concerned about it when George W Bush was cutting taxes and running up huge debts while trying to fight two insane and inappropriate wars!

fiscal responsibility by Charles_U_Farley October 15, 2010