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Resockling

Verb- the act of replacing unmatched clean socks back in the bottom of the laundry basket in the hopes that they will either a) reunite with their long lost mates off adventuring in different laundry loads with new and interesting clothing, thus creating a wearable pair; b) asexually reproduce with the same outcome or c) spontaneously vaporize out of sheer loneliness or shame.
When my wife threatened to remove my genitalia if I didn't stop leaving my socks in the basket after putting my clothes away, I explained to her I was simply resockling, and she should get with the program.
by doc holliday December 22, 2013
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Rockling

A person that is a burden in group activities.

A person that contributes almost nothing to the group work.

A person that makes your life miserable since you have to carry them, causing you to suffer from endless pain and suffering.
All of my groupmates are rocklings and I am all alone doing our group works, probably suffering from depression now.
by yuesefu April 29, 2021
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restocking the porcelain pond w/ brown trout

squeezing out a fat one, taking a dump, releasing your bowels
Sorry i was late for school, i was busy restocking the porcelain pond w/ brown trout.
by Stromboni<miller> June 1, 2006
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Respeckling

A loving, supportive and kind way of chirping the shit out of your friends and teammates. Whether spectating or playing, it shows how much you love them and have their back no matter what
Respeckling: “That’s a really really great single, you look good! Could have been a double though”
by TomahawksSloPitch September 2, 2023
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Mr. Reckling

Mr. Reckling is an Awesome Teacher! he is super cool and he should not quit his OK job.
by Mr. Mar January 31, 2022
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recockling

The act of using a condom several times in a day. Recycling a condom. Using a prophylactic multiple times before discarding it.
"Yo.. I can't afford to spend money on condoms, so I started recockling".. he said to his girl.
I've been recockling since before it got popular.
I started recockling because condoms don't biodegrade so easily.. gotta think of the children!
It's not my fault you got preggo... you know I've been recockling!
by TastyKakes June 9, 2019
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reckling

One who is constantly destroying property by means of fire or pyrotechnics. Usually found in urban neighborhoods with fireworks. After setting fire, they often seek out the flying sauser.
Reckling really blew some shit up tonight. Now lets hit the Sauser.
by Bobby KuFlobby October 12, 2006
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