Redneck bidet

When you poo in such a way that the water from the toilet splashes and touches your butthole

That Mexican food really exploded out and redneck bidet'd me on the initial splasher.

by sirfuzzle May 13, 2015

Redneck bidet

When you apply a liberal amount of peanut butter to your ass crack and allow the family pet to clean your delicate starfish for you

Joe Bill ran out of toilet paper so he used the redneck bidet instead

by Beastcheta September 18, 2019

Redneck Bidet

A lit cherry bomb is flushed down a toilet, and the blast creates overpressure which forces water out of the toilet trap, spraying the user in the ass.

"Nick is in the hospital after botching the redneck bidet."

by 2Vague February 15, 2022

Redneck Bidet

The act of washing your bum by:

Flushing > Waiting for it to fill back up > Then Splashing yourself with the new water.

After that Shart, only the redneck bidet could save me.

by mispamc3 February 06, 2008

Redneck Bidet

The splashing toilet of water onto the buttocks region as a side effect of initiating flush #1 of a double-flush maneuver; primarily due to an extraordinarily stinky or massive dump.

I gave myself a redneck bidet because I blasted a major dookie and had to double flush.

by Stewie808 December 22, 2016

redneck bidet

After plunging for several minutes, when the water turns a consistent brown with shreds of toilet paper surfacing consistently, you will feel the pressure drop in your hand(s). At that moment sit down and flush again.

Sorry I got your floor all wet in there but the almighty gave me a redneck bidet before I started to stucco

by Assquatch May 05, 2022

Redneck bidet

When you are in the act and a dog come up from behind and licks your ass

The dog gave me a redneck bidet while I was going down on my girlfriend

by It's average sized August 03, 2024