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red neck weather station
erect nipples on a female, usually in a t-shirt and no bra
indicating that it's cold or she's ready to mate
indicating that it's cold or she's ready to mate
red neck weather station by cheaptrickrick December 13, 2009
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Red wheat • red neck weather station • Red • Red Sox • red bull • Red Wings • red flag • red eye • Red Hot Chili Peppers • red dragon
What's red, and bad for your teeth?
Yuuko: Hey Mai! What's red, and bad for your teeth?
Mai: a brick.
Yuuko: Huh?
*brick falling down crushing her skull*
*explosion*
Mai: a brick.
Yuuko: Huh?
*brick falling down crushing her skull*
*explosion*
What's red, and bad for your teeth? by coffeemccoffee May 17, 2023
Red. what the colour of your nipples ?
Women: what your favourite colour ?
Man: Red. what the colour of your nipples ? light brown. dark brown. what? what?golden brown, chestnut brown. Poverty brown. Bronze brown. Kinky brown. What we talking here?? Pencil shavings brown. What? Old penny brown. What kinda brown? What's the color? what's the Color of your nipples. Hm? Whats the color. What's that colour??
Man: Red. what the colour of your nipples ? light brown. dark brown. what? what?golden brown, chestnut brown. Poverty brown. Bronze brown. Kinky brown. What we talking here?? Pencil shavings brown. What? Old penny brown. What kinda brown? What's the color? what's the Color of your nipples. Hm? Whats the color. What's that colour??
Red. what the colour of your nipples ? by Ukinral June 28, 2023
Red Banana... What?
"Hey dude you know the three colours of Bananas"
"They're only two colours though, Green and Yellow"
"There's also Red Banana"
"Red Banana... What?"
"They're only two colours though, Green and Yellow"
"There's also Red Banana"
"Red Banana... What?"
Red Banana... What? by Luna Moth October 22, 2020
Red Banana... What?
"Hey, dude you've seen the three colours of Banana's?"
"But Bananas are two colours, Green and Yellow"
"There's also Red Bananas"
"Red Banana... What?"
"But Bananas are two colours, Green and Yellow"
"There's also Red Bananas"
"Red Banana... What?"
Red Banana... What? by Luna Moth October 22, 2020
what he said but in red
Maddy: Hey Mike, i just wanted to know if you could sign this to help save the turtles.
Mike: No Fuck Them Turtles.
Kevin: Yeah what he said but in red.
Mike: No Fuck Them Turtles.
Kevin: Yeah what he said but in red.
what he said but in red by PizzaRollKev December 5, 2021
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