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red neck weather station 

erect nipples on a female, usually in a t-shirt and no bra
indicating that it's cold or she's ready to mate
guys at a bar: man it must be cold the red neck weather station is on!

What's red, and bad for your teeth? 

Yuuko: Hey Mai! What's red, and bad for your teeth?
Mai: a brick.

Yuuko: Huh?
*brick falling down crushing her skull*
*explosion*

Red. what the colour of your nipples ? 

Speech somebody said to a women on Omegle to describe the colour of there nipples.
Women: what your favourite colour ?
Man: Red. what the colour of your nipples ? light brown. dark brown. what? what?golden brown, chestnut brown. Poverty brown. Bronze brown. Kinky brown. What we talking here?? Pencil shavings brown. What? Old penny brown. What kinda brown? What's the color? what's the Color of your nipples. Hm? Whats the color. What's that colour??

Red Banana... What? 

The appropriate reaction for seeing a Banana that is Red
"Hey dude you know the three colours of Bananas"
"They're only two colours though, Green and Yellow"
"There's also Red Banana"
"Red Banana... What?"
Red Banana... What? by Luna Moth October 22, 2020

Red Banana... What? 

"Hey, dude you've seen the three colours of Banana's?"
"But Bananas are two colours, Green and Yellow"
"There's also Red Bananas"
"Red Banana... What?"
Red Banana... What? by Luna Moth October 22, 2020

what he said but in red 

a way of agreeing with a someone; to support one’s claim (Color of Ink may Vary)
Maddy: Hey Mike, i just wanted to know if you could sign this to help save the turtles.

Mike: No Fuck Them Turtles.

Kevin: Yeah what he said but in red.