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Rectze is a critical ops god
Rectze is a cool guy and he is very good in critical ops
Rectze by Rectze November 20, 2020

rectegnation 

Very rare, but it occurs when you are nailing a chick in the ass so hard that your dick tears through the lining of her ass, bursts into her uterus, and you mistakingly impregnate her.
Shit, I was trying to be safe last week with nina by going anal, but I accidental rectegnated her. Rectegnation blows, I'm so screwed.
rectegnation by Brian H September 26, 2005
reutzel is defined as a overly talkative jackass who's opinion is never wrong. and is also the biggest tool in the world and has no friends outside of work
person 1, when will this dude shut up?

person 2, i dont know he is being a reutzel, this could take hours
a person with a rectangle-shaped head, or the head itself. Also may be used to mean someone with a vacuous mind. A mad scientist would be a good example of a recthead.
On Sunday, December 28, 1986, Jamie and his friend Matt went box-sliding downhill, and lost their pom-pom snowhats, due to their big rectheads. Robert, Matt's little brother, always goes bareheaded, because he, too, has a recthead, and even is a recthead, himself. Mike, who just happened to witness it, was wearing a plain snowhat, and an overcoat, and thought,"What big rectheads Jamie, Matt, and Robert all are! I mean, to wear POM-POM snowhats, and not plain ones? Plain snowhats are the ideal snowhats these days! And to wear JACKETS, and not overcoats? Really! Such BIG rectheads!
recthead by MadScientistTrio70 February 5, 2014

rectoencephalopathy 

The condition of having one's head up one's ass. Usually afflicts ob-gyn residents.
A Proctocephalopalist is the only individual qualified to diagnose rectoencephalopathy.
rectoencephalopathy by cassanddave December 25, 2010
Another "Surfer" word that means rad or awesome.
"Yo dude the way you shredded that wave was totally Recter!"
Recter by Suuhdude June 12, 2016