The sexiest last name ever...Period.
The way rear and don flows I beautiful.
Also Reardon's have huge penises!.
Person #1: Jesus Christ that Reardon guy has a huge cock...I thought it was his thigh.

Person #2: Damn he is a fine guy.
by Triplenglish February 23, 2017
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Orignial Singer for FFTL
Now in band 'The New Tragic'
"Dude who's better Sonny or that other guy?"
"Who Phil Reardon?"
"Yeah Him"
by Skywalker Girl August 22, 2006
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These guys usually have two bungholes and are very creative but use all that creativity on pulling faces. They are naturally talented at Islander recreations like Manus, Surfing, Fighting, etc. Logan Reardon's have something ancient called a munted head. They love to fight and show no mercy. One time I was put in a harsh, hyoid breaking neck lock by a Logan Reardon, it was intense. They love slipping a little finger in are always down for anal. I would recommend getting yourself a Logan Reardon today.
Boy 1 : "Oh look that guy is fingering his second asshole".

Boy 2 : "Must be Logan Reardon"
by ChoadHandler04 February 16, 2020
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A curly haired man from south Asia India who likes pigeons and being cool.
That guy is such a Shaun Reardon
by Jazza442 October 25, 2023
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A girl who is an amazing dancer and usually has a bestfriend who lives far away
"Wow, did u you see her up onstage?" "yah went completely Devin Reardon!"
by Dkdev December 30, 2011
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verb
The act of owing someone $3.16, Jeff 'The Terminator' Reardon's career ERA.

Noun
Any male born in the year 1979.
(1.) Yo, bitch, you owe me a Reardon and a Tony Pena. Shit.

(2.) Hey baby, you're a Virgo? I'm a Reardon. Maybe we should bone.
by Wade_Boggs June 9, 2005
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