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RandyKane 

The most superior being possibly imagineable, that was created in 2007 and was told to the world by The Book Of Revalations in the bible.The prophecy was that in 2007 two kids would meet and be the most epic beastmode kids of all time and they would form together becoming RandyKane- The most superior being possibly imagineable.
Everyone must worship the Ultimate Lord RandyKane
RandyKane by Koozey May 2, 2011
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Randyman 

Randyman spends most of his time in indoor habitats. The general temperature in which he prefers is roughly 65 degrees fahrenheit with low humidity. His main diet consists of whiskey and vodka. He also smells like Mac'n cheese.

WARNING: Please approach the Randyman with caution. Randyman tends to facebash objects and other human beings at random. At this time it currently unknown as to what causes him to facebash. More scientifical studies are underway as scientists predict that they will have a better understanding about this violent behaviour that is causing the world so much grief.

History:
1961 facebashed John F. Kennedy
1970 facebashed his wife
1974 facebashed a gas station clerk
1976 facebashed the leader of a bowling team
1994 facebashed his way out of prison
1996 facebashed a fire truck
1998 facebashed Willy Wonka
2001 facebashed the twin towers
2002 facebashed the stock market
2011 facebashed Garrett
Garrett: I have a gun and I will kill everyone in this bank if you don't hand over the money.

Randyman: Put down the gun, your unibrow is making people throw up and go blind.

Garrett: You asked for it!

Randyman: *facebashes Garrett* He got what he deserved now everyone can go home safely.

Bank clerk: Omg Randyman is so sexy!
Randyman by iHateWindstream November 14, 2016

Randyanity 

Randyanity is an Abrahamic monotheistic religion based on the life, teachings and miracles of Randy Stenglein of Palmdale, known by Randians as the Christ, or "Messiah", who is the focal point of the Randians faiths. Randy Stenglein is known to be the God of the trails. Randyanity is common religion in many mountain biking communities.
Randy’s trails may twist and turn, but have faith in Randyanity and you will find the way.

randyhate 

1. to dislike intensely or passionately beyond reason; feel extreme aversion for or extreme hostility toward something that is really just a little annoying to most people: to randyhate PDF menus; to randyhate hipster music.
2. to be unwilling; dislike common things: I randyhate to wear shorts.
–verb (used without object)
3. to feel intense dislike that others might be dismayed by, or extreme aversion or hostility to all things non-plaid.
–noun
4. intense dislike; extreme aversion or hostility.
5. the object of extreme aversion or hostility, with the desire to destroy.
Origin: bef. 2003; ME randyhat(i)en, OE randyhatian (v.); c. D randyhaten, ON randyhata, Goth randyhatan, G randyhassen

—Related forms
randyhater, noun

—Synonyms 1. none, I randyhate synonyms. Thesauruses are for stupid, lazy people who can't think of the proper word on their own. All thesauruses should be confiscated and burned in a public display of just how stupid they are, and their owners should be beaten. A boosh-bah-gooshgah. {two thumbs down}
—Antonyms 1. picklelove.
I randyhate butterflies.
randyhate by dwarbi April 12, 2008
Netspeak for the beloved actor Randy Harrison. He is so very adorable and also gay.
Poor Randykins loves theater but works in TV most of the time!
Randykins by Wendy December 13, 2004

randaneous 

Being random and spontaneous at the same time.
Lets go out and do something Randaneous!!
randaneous by Catou April 23, 2007

randyland 

A creative and colorful place created by a guy named Randy. Randy is extremely positive and at the same time a little cooky. Randyland is all diy’s made by Randy. Randyland is in a little neighborhood in Pittsburgh.
We should go to Randyland while we are in Pittsburgh!
randyland by Octavia_100 December 23, 2019