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RandyKane 

The most superior being possibly imagineable, that was created in 2007 and was told to the world by The Book Of Revalations in the bible.The prophecy was that in 2007 two kids would meet and be the most epic beastmode kids of all time and they would form together becoming RandyKane- The most superior being possibly imagineable.
Everyone must worship the Ultimate Lord RandyKane
RandyKane by Koozey May 2, 2011
Words you can keep

Randyman 

Randyman spends most of his time in indoor habitats. The general temperature in which he prefers is roughly 65 degrees fahrenheit with low humidity. His main diet consists of whiskey and vodka. He also smells like Mac'n cheese.

WARNING: Please approach the Randyman with caution. Randyman tends to facebash objects and other human beings at random. At this time it currently unknown as to what causes him to facebash. More scientifical studies are underway as scientists predict that they will have a better understanding about this violent behaviour that is causing the world so much grief.

History:
1961 facebashed John F. Kennedy
1970 facebashed his wife
1974 facebashed a gas station clerk
1976 facebashed the leader of a bowling team
1994 facebashed his way out of prison
1996 facebashed a fire truck
1998 facebashed Willy Wonka
2001 facebashed the twin towers
2002 facebashed the stock market
2011 facebashed Garrett
Garrett: I have a gun and I will kill everyone in this bank if you don't hand over the money.

Randyman: Put down the gun, your unibrow is making people throw up and go blind.

Garrett: You asked for it!

Randyman: *facebashes Garrett* He got what he deserved now everyone can go home safely.

Bank clerk: Omg Randyman is so sexy!
Randyman by iHateWindstream November 14, 2016

Randyanity 

Randyanity is an Abrahamic monotheistic religion based on the life, teachings and miracles of Randy Stenglein of Palmdale, known by Randians as the Christ, or "Messiah", who is the focal point of the Randians faiths. Randy Stenglein is known to be the God of the trails. Randyanity is common religion in many mountain biking communities.
Randy’s trails may twist and turn, but have faith in Randyanity and you will find the way.
Randyanity by Randy Stenglein July 7, 2018

randyhate 

1. to dislike intensely or passionately beyond reason; feel extreme aversion for or extreme hostility toward something that is really just a little annoying to most people: to randyhate PDF menus; to randyhate hipster music.
2. to be unwilling; dislike common things: I randyhate to wear shorts.
–verb (used without object)
3. to feel intense dislike that others might be dismayed by, or extreme aversion or hostility to all things non-plaid.
–noun
4. intense dislike; extreme aversion or hostility.
5. the object of extreme aversion or hostility, with the desire to destroy.
Origin: bef. 2003; ME randyhat(i)en, OE randyhatian (v.); c. D randyhaten, ON randyhata, Goth randyhatan, G randyhassen

—Related forms
randyhater, noun

—Synonyms 1. none, I randyhate synonyms. Thesauruses are for stupid, lazy people who can't think of the proper word on their own. All thesauruses should be confiscated and burned in a public display of just how stupid they are, and their owners should be beaten. A boosh-bah-gooshgah. {two thumbs down}
—Antonyms 1. picklelove.
I randyhate butterflies.
randyhate by dwarbi April 12, 2008
Netspeak for the beloved actor Randy Harrison. He is so very adorable and also gay.
Poor Randykins loves theater but works in TV most of the time!
Randykins by Wendy December 13, 2004

randaneous 

Being random and spontaneous at the same time.
Lets go out and do something Randaneous!!
randaneous by Catou April 23, 2007

randyland 

A creative and colorful place created by a guy named Randy. Randy is extremely positive and at the same time a little cooky. Randyland is all diy’s made by Randy. Randyland is in a little neighborhood in Pittsburgh.
We should go to Randyland while we are in Pittsburgh!
randyland by Octavia_100 December 23, 2019
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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