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Randy West 

The diametric opposite of what a male porn star should be. A textbook example of low or non-existent sperm count; it appears his testicles simply stopped functioning sometime around 1978. His cumshots have been accurately described as "scrotum dust" by his female co-workers.

The phrase "Randy West" can also be used as a euphemism in polite conversation for "exceedingly small penis" or "impotent." Doctors sometimes jokingly refer to the medical condition Retrograde Ejaculation as "The Randy West Syndrome."

ex: Peter North - Large cock; huge cumshots
Randy West - Small cock; dribble, dribble

Trivia: Jewish, real name Andy Abrams. Jews are sometimes categorized as having small penises, and unfortunately, Randy West fulfills this stereotype perfectly. Thank G-d Ron Jeremy exists as a counterbalance.

Antonyms: studly, real man
My ex-husband could never please me sexually; he's just another Randy West.

Dr. Rosenbaum's groundbreaking paper titled "The Randy West Syndrome" was published in the New England Journal of Medicine and offered new hope for sufferers of Retrograde Ejaculation, .

"A veteran of 800 pornos, Randy West, 48, is wrinkling around the edges. He has an average-size dick and pathetic dribbling cum shots." --Luke Ford, Jewish porn reviewer
Randy West by Heidi14 October 16, 2007
Words you can keep

Randy West 

The only male pornstar who fakes an orgasm. Apparently, his system was depleted of semen sometime during the mid eighties.
Randy West: If you think that pornography disrespects women, let me ask you this. What about gay porn?
Randy West by Mike December 26, 2004

Randy West 

An old male pornstar who gets to bone the hottest young females in the world.
I would like to see Randy West fight Peter North to prove who is more man. Then the winner of that match can face Ron Jeremy.
Randy West by Skott November 10, 2004

A Randy West Dilemma 

When you’re trying to fuck your girl in the spooning position, but you’re struggling to get it in.
At some point, out of frustration, she finally reaches down to guide you in, cuz you fuck like a rookie.
Problem is the friction of rubbing trying to get it in now has left you on the verge of cumming.
Once it’s in, you give her 12 hard pumps just so that you put forth some effort, before cumming.
Last night I found myself in A Randy West Dilemma.
Out of frustration she finally reached down a put it in.
It was over before it started.
A Randy West Dilemma by RobJeremy December 21, 2020
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