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ragman's trumpet

A trumpet played by a rag and bone man
He wants fucking with a ragman's trumpet
ragman's trumpet by disloyal subject February 22, 2012

Fuck me with a ragman's trumpet 

Expression of surprise, quite long but effective at getting all the surprisedness out in one breath. For 'ragman' think Steptoe/Sanford & Son. Aha.
'Well fuck me with a ragman's trumpet. There IS a Santa.'

Rahman's Chef 

a 4ft10 Asian whore who is deprived by 50 black men and doesn't know how to cook.
Shit, Rahman's Chef is online, I have to be careful or else I will get banned......sensitive bitch

ragman's coat 

A hairy, untidy pubic hair region on a female... a big ol' bush
I met a nice girl at the pub, but when i got her home and took her knickers off, i realized she had a nasty ragman's

Rahman Special 

The act of, whilst playing pool, hitting the white ball and missing every one of your own balls, possible hitting or potting multiple opposition balls, maybe even potting the black.
Rahman hits the white, bounces off the cushion, misses all of his own balls, then pots the black. Crowd cheers, yet another Rahman special.
Rahman Special by mitch92uk July 19, 2010

Rahman scully 

Using only organic vegetables while you're enjoying ass-play causing you typing incoherent sentences
Sorry about that last post i was enjoying rahman scully so much i accidentally hit my face on the keyboard and farted an eggplant across the room..
Rahman scully by Infamus101 November 30, 2021