The most macho man in the world, cuts his pancakes with a chainsaw, has sex with your auntie, and has the fattest balls in the whole world.
by bigballsulfur April 1, 2019
When a grown male teacher captures little girls and takes them to their basement and fuck the shit out of them. afterwards he brutally kills them and proceeds to go yip, yapperen, yappest the dead bodies for hours.
1 "Have you heard what our teacher did?"
2 "no, what did he do?"
1 "he pulled a Dirty Ragnar"
2 "NO WAY!"
2 "no, what did he do?"
1 "he pulled a Dirty Ragnar"
2 "NO WAY!"
by HV3M3RBR0 September 19, 2023
Used to describe someone, regardless to their gender, who is, indeed, a true son of Ragnar.
Such persons are greatly smart, strong and capable in all ways, but mostly they're cunning and sly, thus resulting in their victory over all others. They might be regarded as somehow arrogant, yet they don't act out of greed or viciousness, nor they want to make fun of others. Their deeds are to please the mighty gods, in order be accepted into Valhalla or Folkvangr.
Sometimes it is just used as an interjection.
Such persons are greatly smart, strong and capable in all ways, but mostly they're cunning and sly, thus resulting in their victory over all others. They might be regarded as somehow arrogant, yet they don't act out of greed or viciousness, nor they want to make fun of others. Their deeds are to please the mighty gods, in order be accepted into Valhalla or Folkvangr.
Sometimes it is just used as an interjection.
George: Dudes, y'all seen the last episode of Superstore yesterday?
Carol: OMG yes, Garrett was such a son of Ragnar.
-----other context-----
Jim: is taking a shower
Shampoo bottle: falls
Jim: SON OF RAGNAR!
Carol: OMG yes, Garrett was such a son of Ragnar.
-----other context-----
Jim: is taking a shower
Shampoo bottle: falls
Jim: SON OF RAGNAR!
by Sigurth Fafnirsbunny March 7, 2022
Me: I'm tired of everything :(
Friend: Aw man :( Dw I'm here if you need me
Me: Ty my personal Ragnar
Friend: Aw man :( Dw I'm here if you need me
Me: Ty my personal Ragnar
by We're not doing "get help" March 20, 2023
Funny guy who's weird (in a good way) and also really nice. He will climb on the fridge just because yes, but he will also do anything he can to comfort you when you're sad. Coolest person ever.
I'm everyones Ragnar, but who's gonna be my Ragnar? :(
by Frosty the Frosty February 21, 2023