A rotcock is somebody who has REALLY pissed you off with bad customer service. The word itself suggests that they have a venereal disease, but in fact they're just somebody who gave poor service out of stupidity. You're so angry at them that you have difficulty thinking clearly. Rotcocks : hate their job, cannot read, blow spit bubbles, love Tony Danza and are incapable of giving a shit.

Customer: Fries, shake and cheeseburger please.

Rotcock: Hold on a sec; I'm drooling in the ice cream machine and staring at the mop bucket.

Customer (20 minutes later) : That rotcock forgot my fries !

rotcock by joedaprogramma January 1, 2014

Related Words

ROTRC • rotc • Rotch • ROTC Nazi • rotchet • rorcus • rotche • rotchous • Rotchy • Rotciv

ROTR

Rock On The Range, an annual rock festival featuring some oft the most popular bands in hard rock, alternative rock, and metal. There are so far 2 venues - Columbus, Ohio (first debut in May 2007) and Winnipeg, Manitoba (first debut in June 2009)

"Hey didn't that noob go to ROTR last year?"
"What's ROTR?"
"Rock on the range..."
"Oh!!! Yea I went to ROTR, and same with that noob apparently it was their first concert."
"Which one did they go to?"
"The Winnipeg one."
"Isn't Danko Jones playing this year for the 2010 one?"
"Yup."

ROTR by Faceless Intent April 26, 2010

RAOTRCL

"Running All Over The Room Chuckling Loudly".

Raotrcl was originally thought up by Daniel Remy of California and is a term which is used when a person thinks something is so funny that they want to run around the room while chuckling. Loudly.

It's like a more extreme version of lol except with raotrcl, the person typing it actually thinks something is funny.

Over Facebook Chat

Johnny: loling needs to be a verb...

Billy: What would it mean?

Johnny: To chat on a computer aimlessly.

Billy: raotrcl

RAOTRCL by clumsyninja007 September 22, 2011

ROTFC

Rolling on the floor crying...
After something very insightful, inspiring, or saddening has been said/texted/tweeted, which brings someone to or close to tears, one responds with the phrase ROTFC.

I just heard the most insightful, inspiring, or saddening thing, so i am ROTFC.

ROTFC by Renaisaloser April 21, 2010

Mike Rotch

A man subjected to phone calls in bars. However, this man doesn't exist! (And if he does, I'd like to shake his hand. Well, if I wanted to do that, I'd just shake my dick, wouldn't I.)

<Bartender> Hey, is Mike Rotch here? Has anyone seen Mike Rotch lately?

Mike Rotch by Bastardized Bottomburp July 14, 2003

Rotc niggas

Those weird ass niggas in rotc that go to your high school.

Damn bruh, look at those weird ass rotc niggas.

Rotc niggas by WAMTHEMAN April 5, 2019

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026