rejuvenated

If you feel rejuvenated, you feel younger than you actually are. Sad part, it's all in your head and might turn out to be embarrassing for others.

Mom: Let's go party tonight! I had this massage and feel so rejuvenated. C'mon, we could both check out some guys!
Daughter: You're embarrassing..

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rejuvenate

(v.) to make young again; to make like new

A few minutes of conversation with my best friend helped to rejuvenate my flagging spirits

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The first five pages of LA Weekly are all ads for Vaginal Rejuvenation.

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Rejuvenating surgery for vaginas. To make old peoples vaginas feel younger. Its awesome.

After my wife got that vaginal rejuvenation, it finally feels more like sex, and less like throwing a rock in a tunnel.

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A cross between jubilant and rejuvenated (happily re-pepped-up)

The boxer felt rejuberated around the 9th or 10th round

rejuberated by BTCM August 19, 2008

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The time it takes after a penis has exerted it's load until the next time it gets going.

Dan needed rejuvenation time after railing Anita before he could go for round 2

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A fancy word for dishwasher, used to make your job sound more complicated than what it really is.

Aren't you a dishwasher?", "No, I am a Professional Platter Rejuvenator.

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