rejuvenated

If you feel rejuvenated, you feel younger than you actually are. Sad part, it's all in your head and might turn out to be embarrassing for others.

Mom: Let's go party tonight! I had this massage and feel so rejuvenated. C'mon, we could both check out some guys!
Daughter: You're embarrassing..

by --Rawrgasmic-- March 22, 2011

rejuvenate

(v.) to make young again; to make like new

A few minutes of conversation with my best friend helped to rejuvenate my flagging spirits

by Jelly_Beanie March 30, 2014

vaginal rejuvenation

When a woman gets her snatch pursed.

The first five pages of LA Weekly are all ads for Vaginal Rejuvenation.

by ChodaBoy36 September 23, 2007

Vaginal Rejuvenation

Rejuvenating surgery for vaginas. To make old peoples vaginas feel younger. Its awesome.

After my wife got that vaginal rejuvenation, it finally feels more like sex, and less like throwing a rock in a tunnel.

by DashingDoyle January 15, 2010

rejuberated

A cross between jubilant and rejuvenated (happily re-pepped-up)

The boxer felt rejuberated around the 9th or 10th round

by BTCM August 19, 2008

rejuvenation time

The time it takes after a penis has exerted it's load until the next time it gets going.

Dan needed rejuvenation time after railing Anita before he could go for round 2

by Dicholas wenie arski September 21, 2016

Professional Platter Rejuvenator

A fancy word for dishwasher, used to make your job sound more complicated than what it really is.

Aren't you a dishwasher?", "No, I am a Professional Platter Rejuvenator.

by Nathanial CW September 9, 2010