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Quissing 

When you stick your dick in a fruit salad, then stick it up some girl's ass, and then she shits it out on your chest.
Jo-Ann: How was your date with Matt?

Jeanette: It was horrible! He wanted to go quissing!
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quisling 

A word Norwegians are not very proud of having given to the world: it derives from Vidkun Quisling (1887-1945), a Norwegian politician who collaborated with the Nazis during World War II. He established his name as a synonym for "traitor", someone who collaborates with the invaders of his country, especially by serving in a puppet government.
It is, arguably, the worst and most grave insult a Norwegian can throw at another.
That guy, he is such a quisling!
quisling by Daniel N. Nilssen March 28, 2004

Quisling 

A person who betrays his or her own country by helping the enemy (Centers) to invade and occupy it.
The quisling Americans gave the Centers the world, and don’t even realize it.
When fisting a bitch and she queefs on your hand
"Hey Sandra, did I tell you about that time Geoffrey fisted me and I got minge juice all down his wrist?"
"Oh yeah, quisting."
Quisting by boob$graham October 21, 2013

Quisling 

During a Zombie-pocalypse a quisling is any person who has become so physiologically disturbed that he/she subconsciously convinces him or herself that they are one of the walking dead. A quisling will imitate a zombie perfectly and will attempt to feed on a normal human should it encounter one. A quisling's bite is NOT infectious. Because a quisling is not truly one of the undead, a quisling can be killed like a normal human, not just with a head shot.
"Shit dude! It bit me!"

"Don't worry about it bro, it was only a quisling. You'll be fine."
Quisling by dark doppelganger February 20, 2010

quisling 

traitor,snitch,someone who gathers information for the admin.
kim (lastnamehere) is such a quisling that she'll get caught on the internet and blame it on other people...
kim is a double helix therefore she is a quisling she has her zuspenderz holding her pants up therefore making here an in the closet tansvestite.
quisling by The almighty Pimtator January 7, 2009

Quisping 

to defecate onto somebody's dog while screwing a goat in the bathroom as you eat vanilla pudding.
did you see that guy quisping last night???
Quisping by TheImpact January 14, 2011
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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