qualmed

to be really really ridiculously high

when smoking numerous bowl packs from a vape, one becomes qualmed.

by noexcusesplaylikeachampion June 9, 2010

qualm

to smoke a cigarette

from the German: "qualmen"

I'm gonna go qualm a kipper/cigarette.

by Sancho Panzer June 11, 2007

Quarantine Qualm

When things start to bother you for no apparent reason from being inside for too long.

"Idk man, I just was staring at the dishwasher the other day, and the black bar that went across it just got me"
"Dude that must be a quarantine qualm"

by kingkombucha November 20, 2020

Qualm Queens

Qualm queens set their own standard of qualmifications. They understand life is qualmplicated and love to use qualmcerning phrases for your qualmplaints like 'qualm down, 'no drama qualma, and 'keep qualm and carry on. while secretly loving the qualmotion and qualmflict. Once they've reached max qualmpacity you will no longer bring the qualm, but be the qualm.

Sam: "Did you remember to bring your qualm?"
Peyton: "I AM the qualm!"
Sam: "Qualm Queens gonna Qualm Queen"

by QualmLlama December 2, 2018

Quash your Qualms

A cool way of telling someone to relax, everything will be ok.

Omg! I can't find my passport!
Quash your qualms, I have them all in my bag.

Help! I've gone outside with no trousers on and I've forgotten my keys!
Quash yo' qualms yo, it's just a dream.

by purplesteps March 5, 2021

qualm

i dont know. you are probbably never going to use it. apparently it means an uneasy feeling of doubt, worry, or fear blah blah blah.

IDK search it yourself. i felt qualm whilst writing this.

by Mister Squirrel April 11, 2023

Qualm

This is a non-severe medical condition where human feces traverse the bowels in the opposite direction that it usually does. Causing the feces to enter the intestines and stomach. Men tend to experience the decrease in the size of testes.

The doctor told jack he had qualm that’s why he was vomiting feces

by Wet wet wet December 10, 2019