noexcusesplaylikeachampion's definitions

Jeep Bitch

Someone who willingly drives a Jeep but then mercilessly complains about the "labors" of driving one. It often requires taking down and putting back up the soft top. This process is a minor inconvenience, sure, but not worthy of changing your plans for the night.

"Is Joe coming over for the game?"

"Nah, he said he doesn't like to drive around if he has to put his soft top on when he parks."

"Oh. So he's being a Jeep Bitch again."

by NoExcusesPlayLikeAChampion June 28, 2012

qualmed

to be really really ridiculously high

when smoking numerous bowl packs from a vape, one becomes qualmed.

by noexcusesplaylikeachampion June 10, 2010