Definitions by noexcusesplaylikeachampion

Jeep Bitch 

Someone who willingly drives a Jeep but then mercilessly complains about the "labors" of driving one. It often requires taking down and putting back up the soft top. This process is a minor inconvenience, sure, but not worthy of changing your plans for the night.

"Is Joe coming over for the game?"

"Nah, he said he doesn't like to drive around if he has to put his soft top on when he parks."

"Oh. So he's being a Jeep Bitch again."

Jeep Bitch by NoExcusesPlayLikeAChampion June 28, 2012

qualmed 

to be really really ridiculously high

when smoking numerous bowl packs from a vape, one becomes qualmed.

qualmed by noexcusesplaylikeachampion June 10, 2010