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1. A noun, purpura is male genitalia that is all testicles and no penis or a very small penis overshadowed by deformed balls.

2. A deformed penis.

The word originated in New York amongst Italian kids who would make fun of a kid with a deformed penis and grew to describe some with "all balls and no shaft"

"I heard Carol left John because of his purpura."

"Scott's purpura keeps him from getting any"

Purpura by LargeMouthBasshole December 27, 2011

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Purpura

Typicaly used to offend miguel alegrete's , ultimate insult to everyone , the ultimate insult to everyone , worse than "no u"

Miguel , you are gay and have Purpura.

Purpura by matias damásio March 18, 2019

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purpdrank

Invented by Gypsy's in the 18th century in a monastery just south of the Mason-Dixon line in a town called Moorsville. This intricately intertwined mixture of both alcohol and drugs made people in the late 1700's see colors never before seen; i.e. "purple."

So, it's blend is as follows (per 12 oz)

*2-4 oz of Promethazine Cough Syrup

*4 OZ Goose Vodka

*2 OZ Sprite

*2 OZ Grape KoolAid

*3 crushed up 1000mg Vicodin Pills

*2 smashed up grape Jolly Ranchers

All ingredients are to be mixed up into a double-cupped all white Styrofoam cup.

Lil Weezy F Baby (The F stands for FEMA) is often seen sippin that purpdrank...

gettin crunk on prunk...

purpdrank by spocomptonwarriors July 4, 2010

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jerry purpdrank

The second funniest black guy on vine. Known for extreme love for watermelons. The word nigga is very popular in his vines.

You: what up Jerry purpdrank
Jerry: eating a watermelon nigga

jerry purpdrank by Therealdometrome December 8, 2014

purpuratitulumphobia

The immense fear of purple markers

“John was just diagnosed with purpuratitulumphobia!”

purpuratitulumphobia by Illicit_Orange_666 November 28, 2021

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purpur

another term for the color purple

My friend's face turned purpur when he choked on a peanut.

purpur by Drew Sullivan November 5, 2003

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pururaj

The kind of guy who your mom likes

Oh my god cover mommy's eyes Pururaj is here

pururaj by Bajihanma April 11, 2022

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Yap Trap

A seemingly endless debate with a idiot

I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it

Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026

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Blexas

Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.

Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.

Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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