purple people eater

A morning kind of person. Typically tall and likes to draw. VERY VERY organized, neat, and clean. Enjoys fruits and juice. Although she's a shy giraffe, known to tease other lower ranked people. otherwise, can be a loving friend.

Is that someone skipping? Oh.. it's Meryssa the purple people eater.

by Meryssa bah beh February 15, 2010

purple people eater

The bong that "consumes" you when you smoke out of it

i was consumed by the purple people eater, alexis and i smoked together the first time ever outta it..and look where we are now :-)

by Steph January 23, 2005

Purple people eater

A person of irish and arminian decent who enjoys bubble tea, low top chucks, and fire truck red hairdoo's. You can usually see them located randomly around upstate newyork. They also have a strong hatred for asian babys.

I saw the purple people eater pransing along the meadows the other day.

by Dane brooksman May 20, 2008

purple people eater

In american football, it's a blind side hit or block that one was not prepared for.

Jeff was just running down the field and got his clock cleaned by the purple people eater!

by mrbjt#51 June 29, 2006

Purple people eater

A purple 30 milligram morphine extended release pill.

The other day I chewed 2 purple people eaters and then swallowed 2......... I was high for almost the entire day.

by FTAU August 19, 2016

flying purple people eater

a castrated pigeon that like to eat pickled onion monster munch

dude 1 'whoah what was that!'
dude 2 ' looked like a flying purple people eater!!'
dude 1 ' oh'

by the fppe man February 22, 2010

one eyed one horned flying purple people eater

Your mother

My one eyed one horned flying purple people eater ate my best friend

by People Eater October 3, 2017