boy 1: "look at that minter over there, whos she?"
boy 2: "where?"
boy 1: "over there standin at houstons corner"
boy 2: "oh aye thats lennys ma she's a pure beaut"
boy 1: "fuckin right she is"
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.