Pump Faked

The act of being tricked into doing something tedious because you thought that you would be kind and go through with this act. However, the other person had no intention of actually doing the tedious act in the first place.

Mom: I will wash the dishes from dinner.

Yourself: No! I got this mom. Just sit and relax.

Mom: Thank you! *smirks*

Dad: OOOOO! You just got PUMP FAKED so bad, son! You have some learning to do!

by thatONEguy118 November 13, 2011

pump fake

when you out dangling and have no weapon so you fake like you have one to avoid getting smoked.

Me: Im finna go to the store right fast joe

Joe: you better pump fake on yo way there i heard gd nem out ridin
Me : Ight check leave the front door unlocked

by chesifoeoutwest290 May 22, 2019

pump fake

when getting your female partner from behind, you pull out and spit on her back giving the illusion that you just "came" on her back, and when she turns around...BAM, you shoot your load in her face.

i totally pump faked my lady last night...but sadly it hit her in the eye...and now she is a cyclops

by Jordan T. Reed January 27, 2004

Marty pump-fake

1. A common expression for when a man slowly inserts his penis into a woman's vagina and after full penetration holds thrust for a full ten second count while staring deeply into "his" women's eyes before reverse thrusting as fast as humanly possible without ejaculating.

2. When a woman is begging for a penis, so you tease her with one single pump, for a solid 10 seconds.

3. The act of a man tricking a woman into believing he is going to have sex with her only to pull out after a single ten second thrust.

4. The daring action of a one pump chump

5. The pregame ritual made famous by the 2009 undefeated championship Terriers wiffleball team

1. Neil: Were you wearing your swishy pants last night?
Marty: Yeah, best decision I've ever made!
Neil: Why is that?
Marty: Cuz she was BEGGING for it
Neil: Did you give it to her?
Marty: I held in there for ten full seconds
Neil: Wow you must be a legend...that's gotta be the longest anyones ever one pumped a girl
Marty: Well lets just say no woman can resist the feeling of a Marty pump-fake.

2. Never Marty pump-fake a girl from the bottom, I unfortunately found out the hard way.

3. Big D: I Marty pump-faked the shit out of her...right in the assss!

4. Erick: Did you bring condoms to the party?
Nick: No of course not, what do I look like a fag?
Erick: That doesn't sound safe
Nick: Don't worry I pull out I just give her the old Marty pump-fake...
Erick: Oh the old Marty pump-fake, safest sex practice known to man

by Terriers2009 January 7, 2013

pump fake

To hold the blunt or joint in such a manner to where it looks to a fellow smoker as if you are attempting to pass it when in fact you are not.

Tyson goes to accept the blunt from Shane, and Shane quickly pulls it back to smoke. "I thought you were passing it," says Tyson. "Yeah, you really bit on that pump fake," Shane replies.

by carterthekid January 7, 2008

pump fake

This sounds similar to the "gimp pirate" in which you do the above and after you come in her eye you kick her in the shin. Leaving her with her hand over her eye hopping on one leg... like a gimp pirate.

when I asked the guy who told me this if hed ever done it his response was "I never did it to my girlfriend," uhh realllly classy James...

by never been a gimp pirate January 29, 2004

Pump Fake Envy

In crypto, when coins you don’t own pump but you’re in a better coin that’s appreciating more with interest and paying off over a longer time frame.

Bro don’t get REKT by Pump Fake Envy, just HODL your HEX coins.

by Mati Allin November 23, 2020