Pulling a Benji

When someone generally misunderstands social behavior as a whole as has an unnatural degree of innocence still left in them. These instances are categorized by naivety and general ignorance about the topic at hand. Also relates to: being overly optimistic about a situation or society as a whole.

Person 1: "Dude, I'm getting so hammered tonight."
Person 2: "That sounds like it would hurt..."
Person 1: "I can't believe you're pulling a Benji on me right now. You're not coming with us."

Pulling a Benji by frenchinginfrance May 16, 2013

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Pulling a Benji

Referring to the state of acting like or being a dick with a robust dose of cynical and sarcastic humor added.

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" Dude!, I asked that guy to sharpen my skates and he scraped the dirt off them but he put it back inside my skate.??? WTF!?!?

" Meh, he's pulling a Benji."

Pulling a Benji by poridhpn August 21, 2014

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

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"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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Pitpig

An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.

That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.

Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026

Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

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