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A choral exercise that is corrupted by Bronxville kids as queef. Is not often punished by teacher.
Pam:Alright, children. Let's do puief. Puief Puief Puief.
Chorus: Puief, Puief, Puief.
Luke: Queef, Queef, Queef.
puief by DoodooMan December 28, 2007
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The involuntary release of compressed air from the penis. A male quief.
Did you just Quief? No it was a puief.
Puief by jvaz1990 September 26, 2010
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The word is mainly used in Austria to mess around with Germans.
Mostly Germany without Bavaria is meant.
Mi hot grad a Piefke gfragt, wo es Tourismusbüro is.
Piefke by Schorschi aka nix aka December 7, 2020
A: Ich hab echt mal wieder bock zu piefen!
B: Ne, lass mal echt kein bock gerade...
piefen by SUPERCRACKWHORES August 30, 2009

pubeface 

Someone who has an ugly, pubic-like moustache
Person 1:OH MAN!! that guy should shave more often, he has such a pubeface!
Person 2:Yah he must be a wally
pubeface by Gumps December 21, 2005
A penis fart. Equivalent to the female vagina fart or "Queef" as it is more commonly called. Instead of a fart sound like a queef, the pueef will make a whistling sound.
*TWEET* "What the hell was that? Did some one just whistle?"

Bob answers, "Oh sorry dude I just Pueefed
Pueef by Dare Devil2010 March 30, 2010
This is a video streaming service aimed at providing content to a whopping 200,000 Evangelical Protestants. Its collection boasts nearly 90K titles, with the anti-Nietzsche “God’s Not Dead” at the top of the list. During a conversation about a stellar Netflix show, the PureFlix subscriber—feeling left out—will quickly mention how their service is morally superior in that it censors all the secular nonsense that makes the Netflix show brilliant (i.e. relatable human characters, believable plots).
Paul: Hey, girl, you wanna PureFlix and chill? We can do it missionary style and not use birth control.

Mary: That sounds so romantic.
PureFlix by mattieice86 May 29, 2019
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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