Rather than a psychologist or psychiatrist, a psychologer has no formal training but derives his or her theories and practises from New Age -principles; by using any source available to understand the human mind. The word combines the words astrologer and psychology, bringing it toward spiritual and intuitive knowledge over scientific approach to understanding the human mind. As he or she comes from the New Age background, they acknowledge the (possible) existence of the immortal soul that reincarnates. They are a psychologist of the soul rather than a psychologist of the mortal person. A psychologer is someone who works toward creating new theories and practises to help people solve their psychological problems; a step up from "a life coach" who uses every day knowledge and certain common New Age practises for the same thing. A psychologer has their own studies and theories, where as a life coach most likely does not; therefore, a rare individual.
Earlier, the word was used for a psychologist, one of the early forms for a psychologist, and the term refers to the exact idea; early onset psychology; non-proven science, and ground breaking, officially non-approved practises in the field of psychology.
Earlier, the word was used for a psychologist, one of the early forms for a psychologist, and the term refers to the exact idea; early onset psychology; non-proven science, and ground breaking, officially non-approved practises in the field of psychology.
"My psychologer believes I should try and remember some of my past lives to fully understand myself."
by Sebastyne March 10, 2016
Psychologist: I believe you punched that guy in the nose because you have deep issues of security and you felt threatened in your own envioronment. It had nothing to do with the fact that he kicked you in the balls.
by oh shit i'm dead March 4, 2005
-I just had a mental revelation! I now truly understand myself! I am my own human being. I just went from being a boy to being a man!
-Oh cool! I learned in my psychology class that *insert famous psychologist* predicted you would do that.
-Oh... that's cool, I guess.
-Oh cool! I learned in my psychology class that *insert famous psychologist* predicted you would do that.
-Oh... that's cool, I guess.
by Cest Mercredi February 23, 2011
A multi million dollar exploitative industry that poses as a science despite having about as much scientific weight as voodoo.
by joey246 September 16, 2008
Probably the most bullshit field of study besides liberal arts, pyschology is the field of study of the human mind and how it works(?) The whole study ignores a thing called logic. Since you cannot disect the human brain and study it, idiot scientists pull assumptions out of their asses without backing up their theories. They do this so they can diagnose "freaks" and "abnormal." 99% of assholes who take these class do it to be cool and not look like an idiot when infact it's the complete opposite. People who become pyschologist are assholes who like to diagnosed people who are 'abnormal' so they can pay off their Lexus payments and finish buying that gold yacht.
What really pisses me off about pyschology is that it implies on how everyone should act in some bullshit social set of standards otherwise you have some sort of disorder. Nevermind the fact that there is a thing called disagreements, emotions, and doing what you like. So the whole thing just spews of contradicting bullshit.
I like to be alone and have my own space therefore I have Asperger's Syndrome and Social Anxiety Disorder, what? Oh yea I also am Bi-Polar because when I get pissed off and I don't hold it back. I have ADHD because stuff that I don't like bores me so I don't care much for it.
What really pisses me off about pyschology is that it implies on how everyone should act in some bullshit social set of standards otherwise you have some sort of disorder. Nevermind the fact that there is a thing called disagreements, emotions, and doing what you like. So the whole thing just spews of contradicting bullshit.
I like to be alone and have my own space therefore I have Asperger's Syndrome and Social Anxiety Disorder, what? Oh yea I also am Bi-Polar because when I get pissed off and I don't hold it back. I have ADHD because stuff that I don't like bores me so I don't care much for it.
A typical psychology case: A mother is bringing in her 8 year old daughter because she doesn't like school(who does?). The doctor is a Hindu fresh graduate who just graduated in an online course and can hardly speak English. God knows why he got a job at a health center.
*Doctor looks over new charts after mom writes some bullshit*
Quack: So you can't get along in school and you don't like being there?
Girl: No, school is boring and the other kids are mean to me because I'm the one of the three girls in my class.
Quack: Do you feel down and depressed, do you drink or smoke at all?
Girl: What?
*After a half-hour of nonsensicle questions, the doctor automatically she knows the girl like shes a father and prescribes the little girl with 2 different medicines, one is for seizures(yes for my 'bi-polar' I have been prescribed seizure medicines).*
I love how the doctor automatically assumes that she knows how the girl works and prescribes her useless medications.
*Doctor looks over new charts after mom writes some bullshit*
Quack: So you can't get along in school and you don't like being there?
Girl: No, school is boring and the other kids are mean to me because I'm the one of the three girls in my class.
Quack: Do you feel down and depressed, do you drink or smoke at all?
Girl: What?
*After a half-hour of nonsensicle questions, the doctor automatically she knows the girl like shes a father and prescribes the little girl with 2 different medicines, one is for seizures(yes for my 'bi-polar' I have been prescribed seizure medicines).*
I love how the doctor automatically assumes that she knows how the girl works and prescribes her useless medications.
by Patch Adams June 14, 2006
An interesting discipline no doubt, but not without its share of problems. For more on those, see psychologist.
by smithbones October 26, 2008
Something I really dislike. A bunch of people acting like they are superior to you. They think you have "problems" because your mind works differently. THey want to change and mold you into a mindless but happy zombie. I'd rather be realistic. Psychologists think they know you and want to "cure" you. Of things like personality disorders. What if I LIKE my personality disorders? Too bad, it isn't "normal." They automatically assume what your actions mean and judge you. What these xenophobic people fail to realize is that you are equal to them! They have NO sense of humour Their knowledge tends to be all doctrine and no experience. Often judgemental and hypocritical, these people are annoying and hated by most.
Me: I want to rule the world.
Psychologist: Hmm.
Me: I am SO much more intelligent than you.
Psychologist: Insecurity...
Me: It is NOT insecurity!
Psychologist: Denial...
Me: Whatever.
Psychologist: I got it! You have narcissistic personality disorder! For me telling you that, give me a thousand dollars and tons of praise and thanks. I really AM a psychology genius, aren't I?
Me: Ugh.
Psychologist: Hmm.
Me: I am SO much more intelligent than you.
Psychologist: Insecurity...
Me: It is NOT insecurity!
Psychologist: Denial...
Me: Whatever.
Psychologist: I got it! You have narcissistic personality disorder! For me telling you that, give me a thousand dollars and tons of praise and thanks. I really AM a psychology genius, aren't I?
Me: Ugh.
by Carynne No. January 24, 2007