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Paki's Taxi

A 90's Japanese car used for private hire or Hackney that is cherished by Indians and Pakistanis, usually a Toyota Carina-E or old Avensis that has covered 300,000 miles and battered to hell.
They will usually be full of clutter, have vile seat covers, stink of piss and vomit, have a bent MOT and be totally unroadworthy - purchased on Ebay for £100.
They will always turn up late and never ring the doorbell, choosing to blast their horns outside instead.
They will always rip you off, especially if its Saturday night 2.00 am in Manchester City Centre and you are pissed up after a night on the beer. They always chatter away on their CB Radios in Punjabi / Gudjurati / Hindi etc and have Bhangra playing on the tape deck.
Whats that awful noise - its a paki's taxi with a blown exhaust! - £20 quid to the end of the street - I'll get the bus it'll be more comfortable and quieter!
by stevie-J August 30, 2007
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paki's ankle

Hurry up with that doobie, you greedy cunt ... I don't want the paki's ankle!
by the turtle's head October 30, 2007
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Psaki Shade

when Jen Psaki drags Casino Mobster from the podium
after a dopey Beltway reporter asked if trump's upcoming Red Hat cult rally in Ohio will result in violence, Biden's white house press secretary served signature Psaki Shade: "We don't really give a fuck what The Former Guy does, dude. next?"
by Uncle Joosie June 21, 2021
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Paki's Toe

Excuse me fine people, but I must run, I have Paki's Toe. The motherfucker's about to pop his whole head out. (ie I have chronic diarrhoea)
by Pakistoe August 19, 2017
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Fuckn Paki's

I hate fuckn Paki's
by Jobeeeez April 18, 2024
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Dot on his head he's a paki

Paki: Paki is a derogatory ethnic slur originating from the United Kingdom, typically directed towards people of Pakistani descent
Used to offend people of the pakistani culture
often confused with hindus as they have dots on their head
normally disclosed in Black UK rappers' songs
Stickz:Dot on his head he's a Paki Scarf on my face, Afghani, Iraqi
by Big Brown Paki November 1, 2023
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paki stack

When you fit more people into a small car than there are seats, usually requiring people to sit on each other or in the trunk. Sometimes the dashboard or roof may be necessary.
"The van's full, were gonna have to make two trips."

"Nah dude, let's just paki stack it'
by rustacles August 26, 2013
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