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Prostisuit 

Clothing and/or make-up that a hooker/streetwalker/prostitute might wear.
1) "I wanna' to get laid tonight so I'm gonna wear my prostisuit out to the club."

2) My girlfriend puts on her prostisuit so I can smack her around a little and fuck her like a dirty whore.
Prostisuit by Klark_Kent February 27, 2011
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prostisuit 

any manner of garment or clothing worn by prostitutes
You know she got paid yesterday because she's wearing a new prostisuit tonight.
"John" ripped Apple's new prostisuit.
prostisuit by mooncub1983 December 26, 2013

Political Prostitution 

The term originated in Iloilo City, Philippines. It means using the funds of one candidate to benefit their rival canditates. Turning one's own political contributions against oneself by deception and giving the contributed funds to a rival candidate(s). A double whammy.
Political Prostitution is rife in Iloilo City especially during elections.

payroll prostitute

A person who has sex with the boss to keep or get a better position.

"The boss will never date you; he thinks that your beneath him. Your just his prostitute on the payroll. Your his payroll prostitute. "
payroll prostitute by Lorin B. October 15, 2008

unpaid prostitute

A more polite way of saying "slut"; remember that a whore gets paid while a slut does the same work for free.
From SNL parody of Girls:

Jessa: I had sex with a cab driver, alright? It's called being free.
Blerta: You are prostitute?
Jessa: No, it's not prostitution if you don't get paid.
Blerta: You are UNPAID prostitute?!? You are lower than dog!
unpaid prostitute by Lorelili December 18, 2013

Princess gone Prostitute 

Blog detailing the fashion faux pas of trashy chic. These girls don't understand that if you dress like a whore, you are a whore.
That bitch with her leggings, knee-high boots, and exposed bra is a total princess gone prostitute.

Prostitute State 

A state that lowers its living standards to attract business
Texas has totally become a prostitute state. They have lowered their environmental standards so far that coal dust is killing the trees there.”
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