A beloved friend to help of one’s own free will, that is exempt from the bondage of an unsaid contract by loving through the means of an affectionately peaceful friendship; Used when speaking before an animal, or thing who is stretched string-thin within to hold onto any rare instances of this type of love.
Paitten is a gorgeous. She is always looking for someone to help. She is shy. She can be funny. She loves spending time with loved ones. She loves being included. She is a great person to go to for anything. She loves you no matter how big, ugly, or stupid you are.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*