A beloved friend to help of one’s own free will, that is exempt from the bondage of an unsaid contract by loving through the means of an affectionately peaceful friendship; Used when speaking before an animal, or thing who is stretched string-thin within to hold onto any rare instances of this type of love.

What a cute Pritten!

Pritten by Sàbelotodos April 13, 2020

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Paitten

Paitten is a gorgeous. She is always looking for someone to help. She is shy. She can be funny. She loves spending time with loved ones. She loves being included. She is a great person to go to for anything. She loves you no matter how big, ugly, or stupid you are.

Paitten is the love of my life. I will love Paitten forever.

Paitten by Lilmûddÿ September 16, 2018

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prittnear

Slang for 'pretty near'
Upper Ottawa Valley english dialect

"Hey der, Butch, I prittnear put the chev in der ditch the other day.

prittnear by Ladyasteria February 28, 2009

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Tom Pratten

Absolute TOP SHAGGER ‘lives by the saying‘ if it has a pussy fuck it ‘

Tom Pratten had sex with a slag again

Tom Pratten by TomPratten February 8, 2020

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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