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Practice Hero 

The athlete who always gives 110% during practice when it's not necessary, just to show up their teammates. Is usually the worst player on the team who never gets any playing time, only in practice. Generally unliked by their teammates for obvious reasons.
Olivia: "Hey Rudy, take it down a peg it's not even a game. No need to be a practice hero!"

Emily: "But practice is the only time I get to play!"

Chelsea: "Yeah, Helen Keller sees more playing time than you.."
Practice Hero by TheDirtyC August 31, 2011
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Practice Hero 

Practice Hero
A certain Athlete who feels that it is his or her responsibility to make everyone else look like shit. Usually found listening to Christian Metal (for Jesus-fueled adrenaline) or jerking off to running videos. A Practice Hero never stays up later then 8'o'clock, and rarely socializes with anyone other than their right hand.
John: Sup d00ds, just ran like 8 miles, brah. No sweat, b.

Ya feel meh??

Fred: Maybe we could try working as...you know...a

fucking TEAM!?

John: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA TEAM HAHAHAHAHAHAHA but seriously though...you guys suck dick.

Narrator: (song to the tune of...I dunno...a transformers commercial?)

PRACTICE HERO! He follows all the rules!

PRACTICE HERO! He makes us look like fools!

He's a Practice Hero and all he needs is some short shorts

and a cool GUITAR SOOOLOOOO!!!11!11

PRACTICE HERO!
Practice Hero by Partially-White October 28, 2009

practice hero 

a person who is of a rare breeed.
one who runs, and gets stronger as his competitors get weaker.
some say he uses steriods but the truth is it is all heart.
good calves
jack stibitch.. the ultimate practice hero
practice hero by jackstibich April 14, 2010

practice hero 

A douche bag who always over does it at practice but cannot do shit in the game, these guys usually become cops after high school
"that motherfucka is a practice hero, yo"
practice hero by AaronBalls December 26, 2008
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

Scrapnel 

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.
"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"
Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025
Word of the Day on August 2, 2026