The Ice Cream Man hands this out instead of a popsicle. Usually only given out when he makes his 3 a.m. trips around the neighborhood. He thinks he's tricking people with that damn Jack and Jill music! We're on to your tricks!
Johnny Pothead: Look guys, there's the Po--er, I mean Ice Cream Man again! Lets go get our potsicles!
When one recieves the act of oral pleasure and leaves the ejaculated semen to dry on shaft. Only to be come back to lick the dried semen off like a popsicle.
"Hey did you hear what happened to Stephen last night?"
"what?"
"Vanessa gave him a good ole sour milk popsicle."
When you fail a skateboardingtrick in a way that lands the board vertically between the concrete and your nuts.
Prima: Matt was trying to do a mid-air kickflip, but the board got away from him and went right between his legs. He's in the hospital, they don't know if he'll ever have kids.
The frozen state of underarm sweat. Most likely caused by summer temperatures and humidity followed by lunch in a Chipotle.
The 115 degree temperature, excessive coffee and laughing lead to pitting out, after which I entered a Chipotle and my pitstains were turned into pitsicles. After leaving the Chipotle, which was maintained at an arctic 34 degrees, my pitsicles were once again pitstains.