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Pollocking

The act of staining one's toilet bowl during violent bouts of diarrhoea, resembling a Jackson Pollock masterpiece.
"Dude, i just pollocked your toilet bowl"

"Did you hear that Cindy is making Jackson Pollock counterfeits?"

"I think this curry is going to give me the inspiration i need to be pollocking all night"
Pollocking by Alio February 9, 2010

Pococking 

Widely believed to be a sexual act, which often happens in prisons, and involves a run up.
Liz took a robust pococking
Pococking by Dangerous Barry March 20, 2010

peacocking

Peacocking means dressing for attention. Just like Peacock's use their feathers to get a mate.
Peacocking is meant to make opening a girl easier, but if you're not congruent with your look (like, if you look like you're gay and you try to hit on a girl), wires are gonna get crossed somewhere and you're gonna blow yourself out.
peacocking by The Light September 14, 2008

moral peacocking

When a person is OUTRAGED on social media so that their friends will think they're a good person. Moral peacocks are famous for spreading fake memes because they don't actually read the news or care IRL.
If you really cared about the Middle East, you'd *know* the American news already reported that attack. Stop moral peacocking!
moral peacocking by NottaWacko July 13, 2016

Peacocking

The act of a male politician waving his tiny dick around in order to grab the attention of his orange neon god.
By filing the failed lawsuit against Vice-president Pence, Senator Josh Hawley was shaking his feathers and peacocking for the lame duck loser president.
Peacocking by Bugszy January 2, 2021

pollocking the toilet 

A forceful spray of fecal matter emitted from the anus leaving a seemingly random and perversly post modern impression above water level.

A reference to impressionist painter Jackson Pollock.
Isaac pissed me off the othet day, so after a night of binge drinking I pollocked his toilet.