The prepose for making out after a date.
The date went well, I posted up but he had no follow through.
by Matt taylor April 20, 2005
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If a girl is taller than you and in basketball terms could "post you up" and score on you then therefore she is not dateable for you.
John you can't go out with Jennifer she doesn't pass the Post-Up Test. She's 5'11 and you're only 5'9 she could easily back you down worse then Shaq.
by Ballzack05 April 11, 2020
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When co-workers gravitate to a certain area (usually around a manager's desk or someone they are trying to seek approval from) and talk about boring topics such as kids or shopping.
Damn kid, there goes Karlena and Jessica with post up hour again!
by anklebreaka1 July 25, 2008
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The homosexual act of one man having anal intercourse with another while leaning against a post.
Damn! Did you see Tonio and that man with the boots? I just saw them post up at the piggly wiggly.
by Tonio row July 26, 2021
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To stand with one arm straight down, with the hand outwards, and the other turned at your side to put two fingers on the inner elbow of the first arm.
"Mr. O'Brien is posted up with his students for this photo I am going to take."
"Sheeeeesh"
by Nomencreature March 7, 2022
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To pose against something in a sexually enticing or slutty way usually showing the back side. Like a comfy lean presenting one's ass.
Damn he's really just posted up with all that cake.
by Couldnt be anonymous November 9, 2023
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