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Poop Shame 

The shame you feel about the odor left behind after needing to use the bathroom at a friends house, new girlfriend/boyfriends apartment, or in an awkward public toilet or location. Also applies to the shame felt upon people knowing you are responsible for a particularly gnarly poop.
Directed at the person after taking a poop - ‘haha poop shame!’
As used by the pooper - ‘Sorry man, I have all kinds of poop shame right now’
Poop Shame by Supersparkleunicorn December 17, 2018

The Poop Of Shame

A term for the shit a bottom takes after anal sex.
After Jordan filled my ass with cum, I waddled to the toilet for the poop of shame.
The Poop Of Shame by Local Twink January 1, 2023

poopshavemasturbathing

It's an usual male bathing ritual: first you take a shit, then jack off, then shave yourself, so finally you take a shower.
Bro 1: Hey man, why did it take you so long in the bathroom?
Bro 2: Cause I took a poopshavemasturbathing.

Poopshmere 

Shmere of thè poop
Sean is in the bathroom, and all of the sudden “ploooof” a poopshmere occurs
Poopshmere by Baldseanward December 8, 2018

Poopshake 

A dance resemblng the motion used to remove the last little nugget while pooping.
"Everybody do the poopshake!"
Poopshake by theloneas August 29, 2006
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

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"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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