Poker Jew

Someone that, even though they know that they hold a very good hand, bets the smallest amount of their money possible. Poker Jews usually succeed in poker, for their tactics allow them to suck the money out of their opponents without losing much of their own winnings. Usually frustrates the opponent- leading into a long, drawn out game of poker. Involves massive bluffing in some occasions.

1. Even though Brad held a royal flush, he still only betted a dollar, making him a poker jew.

2. A: " I bet one dollar."

B: " Dude, I put down twenty. This game is going to go on forever."

A: " I win."

B: " Screw you, poker jew! "

by Michaelhunt4 July 19, 2010

poser jew

Someone who is thought to be Jewish without actually being Jewish. Normally is a person with at least one friend who everyone knows is Jewish. Friends normally don't know how if they are really Jewish or not for at least six months. Possibly have a Jew fro.
Not necessarily a negative term. Tend to be pretty amazingly awesome people. Most likely pretty damn sexy.

Bob: Wait. You're not Jewish?
Jim: Uh, no.
Bob: Woah, you're like some crazy poser jew then
Jim: Yeah. I'm tottaly ready for Jewish end of the world or Christian end of the world.

by Dave/mast4fr0 July 29, 2008

star power jew

The one person in Guitar Hero World Tour that hogs all of the star power for him/herself in band quickplay.

friend: "Dude, your such a star power jew!"

me: "well I didn't see YOU activating at all!"

by HalfRecklessG February 7, 2009

Poke-Jew

Someone who is still near the begining of a Pokemon video game. And has gained three or more legendary Pokemon, as well as three or more super powerful Pokemon.

Them-
My pokemon: Entei, Darkrai, Shiny Gyarados, Onyx, Nidoking, Raikou, Gengar, Larvitar, crocanaw, Scyther, Pikachu, Pidgeotto, Ditto, Dialga, and Teddiursa lol

You-
Yup you fucking traded with somebody. Poke-jew.

Them-
Lol i got Dialga in a trade for my Togetic, And others i got from other people online.. Raikou entei gyarados though they were from my game

You-
Yup. you still retain your title as poke-jew

Them-
Hahaa

by Extremlyannoyed April 4, 2010

White Power Jew

You always say how you hate the jew
But they sell records for less than you
We're gonna blow the whistle on you
Because you're a white power jew

White power jew white power jew
You're the parasite, israelite

We won't give cash to you, white power jew
You try to brainwash us to think you're great
But you sell your stuff at a ridiculous rate
Your markups are a jewish amount
All you care about's your bank account

White power jew white power jew
You're the parasite, israelite

We won't give cash to you, white power jew
You always say how you hate the jew
But they sell records for less than you
We're gonna blow the whistle on you
Because you're a white power jew
White power jew white power jew
You're the parasite, israelite

We won't give cash to you, white power jew!

by Gothic Miscreant October 21, 2023

Jewish Power Play

A move by a greedy person or corporation or higher entity to rip you or a consumer off by making them buy or pay an extortionate fee for some bullshit that they didn't want or agreed to sign up for.

1. Joe: Hey Bob did you hear that Bank of America will soon be charging you a monthly fee for having a checkings account?

Bob: Yeah i heard that too on Yahoo, you would think that those cheap bastards would be in fine shape with having just laid off 30,000 workers but i guess the CEO still isn't satisfied with his all time high personal benefits...

Joe: Yeah that is such a Jewish Power Play from those greedy bastards.

by MacGregor9310 September 30, 2011

jewish power move

Jewish power move is a savy way to save money when you’re already wealthy.

She moved out of her second property to live with her mother & save. She called it a Jewish power move.

by Jade Taylor July 30, 2021