Plymouth rock 

The first hit of crack a crack head takes. This paritcular hit is usually credited with getting them hooked and thus ruining their lives.

Person 1: Why John be buggin out all the time nowadays?
Person 2: Cause he hit that plymouth rock.

Plymouth rock by Bogga Red April 10, 2007

Plymouth Rock 

The spot where the Mayflower landed, so named because the rock's shape somewhat resembled a Plymouth automobile. (Hey it must be true --- renowned historian Dave Barry said so himself! :P)

The whimsically-tasteful car-themed landscape (Cadillac Range/Tailfin Pass, Wheelwell Motel, Coolant-Filler-Cap Mesa, Hood-and-Fenders Bluffs, etc.) of Radiator Springs is hardly anything new --- almost 400 years ago, the Pilgrims named their original landing-point "Plymouth Rock" due to the rock's being shaped something like a Plymouth automobile.

Plymouth Rock by QuacksO June 21, 2018

Plymouth Rock 

The first shit you take after digesting Thanksgiving dinner. Usually very dense due to overeating, bordering on a blockage either due to size or consistency, (see: ‘mustard plug’) which prompts a gastrointestinal journey of epic proportions whilst trying to expel. The panic and fright felt during the initial urge to go is akin to the uncertainty the voyagers of the Mayflower must have felt before spotting land. Once the amalgamation of turkey, ham, stuffing etc begins to pass the event horizon of the anus, hope is restored, just like the settlers had when they finally reached the promised land.

“This year I’m thankful I made it to the bathroom on time to drop a plymouth rock.”

“Bob destroyed the toilet with his Plymouth Rock on black friday.”

“I Clogged the toilet at the hotel after Thanksgiving and just left it for the maids. They didn’t land on Plymouth Rock; my Plymouth Rock landed on them.”

Plymouth Rock by But Sects November 22, 2023

Plymouth Rock 

The first shit you take after a large holiday meal such as thanksgiving. Usually unpleasant due to overeating and the volume of food digested in a short period of time. A hard and concentrated amalgumation of holiday foods that may be difficult to expel.

“Im gonna use the bathroom in the basement, I got a plymouth rock from all grandma’s cooking I need to push out and it may be awhile.”

“Let’s hurry up and checkout of our hotel room. I clogged the toilet with a plymouth rock.”

“We’re gonna need an enema for the patient in room 5, they went to the buffet for christmas and need to deliver a plymouth rock.”

Plymouth Rock by But Sects March 24, 2024

Plymouth Rock Day 

Plymouth Rock Day is the 2nd Monday in February when all females are required to give blowjobs before 2pm or be punched in the face. Originates from a whore named Plymouth who loved to give blowjobs, often being rewarded with phrases like "Wow Plymouth, you rock!"

Can't wait for Plymouth Rock Day. Hope I don't get that snaggle toothed bitch again

Plymouth Rock Day by robertisafaggot February 9, 2015