Plipper

When one releases excrement from the phallis due to an overdose of alcoholic beverages or heavy inhalation of cocaine

Oh shit he just did a plipper

Yo you're gunna plipper if you aren't careful
Why isn't he here?

Oh he had a plipper

by Oyveykane July 22, 2016

Plipper Plapper

A cat foot of a notable size, especially when stretched out.

"Damn, those are some big plipper plappers for such a tiny kitty."

by smokybones July 21, 2023

plopper stopper

Plopper stopper-laying down sheets of toilet paper on the surface of the toilet water to arrest the backsplash on your ass.

Ever had to use a toilet at a not so clean rest stop. You don't wanna sit down and with the added elevation above the water you dread the caca water splash from the poop plop. Just lay down ample sheets of toilet paper on the surface the water to break the fall. That's a plopper stopper.

"Hey bro, that toilet was nasty. I put down a plopper stopper for sure."

"If you're going to use that restroom, I'd put down a plopper stopper."

by ED Gordo January 11, 2013

Crumple Plopper

A Crumple Plopper is a plopper who dumps irregular and crumpled plops. These plops emerge slowly and painfully at first but then as the pressure builds they are finally boshed into the world with great force and gusto. Staining the pan's sides and spreading their foul and odorous miasma they eventually engulf their victims much like a big Welsh girl's knicker gusset.

My, my, is that an irregular and misshapen plop Sir Blundell Huge-Blundell? It looks to me as if you have been guzzling a gigantic curried gruffalo to produce such a Crumple Plopper.

by Anarcho-Capitalist March 11, 2011

plopper

A poop, turd that falls and makes a distinct "plop" sound as it hits the water.

"Dang, water splashed on me after I dropped that plopper."

by Fairmont68 February 17, 2013

pelipper

The absolute worst, most ineffective, annoying, and outright disfigured and offensive Pokemon to ever grace a video game console. It is bad enough that it's a large flying monstrosity half resembling a blimp with a diseased thyroid and a drunken swallow. To make matters worse, it has the most ineffective and absolutely annoying attacks ever conceived.

Usually when you battle another Pokemon and are dealt no damage, you are happy, but with the Pelipper, you need to scroll through horrible text such as, "The wild pelipper uses Spit Up, but couldn't spit up a thing" or "The wild pelipper uses fling, but couldn't fling a thing" and all you want to do is fling your DS out the window in absolute horror at this terrible excuse for a Pokemon.

"You are attacked by a wild Pelipper"

Pikachu used Run Away.

by Ed7 August 17, 2007

Water plopper

When a poo is dropped that weighs more than the water but is not buoyant, it propels water into the air going straight up your crack thus cleaning your butt without the need of toilet paper.

Will went to the toilet and let out a water plopper, oops.

by Badgerglue March 5, 2009