Plightfiddler 

Pli.ght.fid.dle.r
n.
1. Taken from the Norsk word Pligfleck, which mean to masturbate violently. The meaning of this word is a connundrum of people who fail to grow out of obsessions with FHM and graduate to soft porn.
2. Cunt

"For christ's sake! Rob, Paul and Shaun are such Plightfiddlers!"

Plightfiddler by How it is April 6, 2005

Plightfiddler 

A soft cheese and faecal matter salad dish that is quite often served with breads (preferably Italian) or fish. Popular with elderly couples.

1. A retirement home have a field trip to a Subways. They say "Can we all have a 6" plightfiddler on Italian please, twenty times, four with mayo please? And can you hold the onions in two. Thankyou."
2. Dave Wanckers

Plightfiddler by Andrew or Simon April 7, 2005