A fake player that plays and doesn’t know they’re in the game, but simultaneously plays so badly that they believe they’re the one being played by other people. They are playing and don’t understand the game.
Person 1: “He says they had joke sex and it was just a joke and he doesn’t see why they think they’re anything but friends.”

Person 2: “He’s Schrödinger’s player.”
by Freddie Freaker April 18, 2023
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Someone who tries to be a player but fails horribly. Feeds the same bullshit to the same people, and they put 2 and 2 together. Full of lies and creates a whole fake persona depending on the person with them knowing what they’re really like.
He feeds his insecurities by being a wannabe player.

Fuck the wannabe player
by Opheliax2 October 8, 2020
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January 17, Kiss a flutist any flutist
“Omg are you a flute player? Can I kiss you? It is National kiss a flute player day”
by miraculouslydumb November 8, 2023
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This is someone who sucks at UNO so bad that you win every time.
Worst UNO player would be said like :“Dylan (the Canadian) lost 10 rounds of UNO to me…he sucks”
by Luckywario June 13, 2021
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Verb. To pull up in an open location set up shop, sell and market the product
Imma go to the spot and Player-Gate for a minute
by Player Gator May 19, 2017
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A type of person who is really fucking annoying, and, should they be found trapped in a hole, they should be left there.
"Boy, that jackass is a real French horn player."
by Psyduckery May 27, 2023
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