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Water each other's plants 

1. To maintain an office-relationship between adjacent plant-owners who water each other's plants in the absence of one or the other.

2. By extension, to keep each other company.
"I think they had a plant-relationship back in meat space."
"What do you mean?"
"They used to water each other's plants back when we were in the office."
"Oh, like kept each other company?"
"Yeah; but they literally watered each other's plants, too."
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Boston's tomato plants 

Boston's tomato plants is a cover name you use when trying to talk in secret about growing weed in your backyard.
person 1: I heard you were growing weed in your backyard.

person 2: you mean I'm growing Boston's tomato plants.

Merlin's pants 

An exclamation of surprise or exasperation, used in the seventh Harry Potter book by Hermione. Alternatively "Merlin's most baggy Y fronts".
"Merlin's pants! This has to be the stupidest president ever."

make happy in one's pants 

1. To suddenly discover that one, under circumstances of excitement or happiness, that one has in fact ejaculated.

2. Goes the same for any type of substance which has been released into the underpants.

Mommy...I made happy in my pants again...
What have i told you about playing on the tyre swing?
1. Wow! A Butterfly!
It's enough to make happy in one's pants

2. You make one happy in one's pants!

Xavier's Pants 

A magical pair of green pants that will cure world hunger and solve world peace, if only they were shared with the world.

Just think of Xavier's Pants, and you can fly! You can fly! You can fly!

You've got gadgets and gizmo's a-plenty. You've got whosits and whatsits galore. You want thingamabobs? I've got 20! But who cares, no big deal, I want Xavier's Pants!

The meaning of life = Xavier's Pants.

The end.
If only genocide would stop!
It would if we had Xavier's Pants
Xavier's Pants by MillieLikesStuff December 9, 2009

Canada's Pants 

America. It's Canada's pants.
America is Canada's pants.
Canada's Pants by ChaoticXSinZ August 15, 2010

peed the kitchen's pants 

When you've spilt a liquid on the kitchen floor
Oh shit I peed the kitchen's pants