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Pizza Shit

-The type of explosive diarrhea you have after eating too much pizza and chasing it with Diet Dr. Pepper. Usually followed by a stinging sensation and then spontaneous anal combustion. Known widely to clog toilets within 30 seconds, usually requires 5-6 flushes and several rolls of TP.
-A common misunderstanding of the use of the phrase "piece-of-shit"
Dude 1: Man, I wouldn't go in there if I were you!
Dude 2: Why not?
Dude1 : It smells like a piece-of-shit!
Dude 2: A pizza shit?! Fuck man, I told you not to eat that second jumbo meat-lover's with marshmallows!
Pizza Shit by DaBigPizzaShit April 19, 2009
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Pizza Shit

Another way of saying "Piece of shit" which is more demeaning. Often used when you cant come up with a proper come back or insult.
Guy 1: I just stole your kill
Guy 2: You... You... Pizza Shit
Pizza Shit by Vladimir Tootin June 23, 2014

Pizza shit

The Canadian way of saying 'piece of shit'.
"Ah that fuckin' hoser's a pizza shit, eh?"
"Fuck yeah bud, total pizza shit."
Pizza shit by yoopali August 15, 2017

Pizza Shit

The extreme version of "piece of shit"
If the person is so shitty as to not even deserve to be called a piece of shit- You call them a pizza shit or, alternatively a "Pizza Fuck"
Yo dude- the way you just killed that baby with a pair of pliers and a blowtorch was super fucked up...your a complete pizza shit.
Pizza Shit by BallHogMike July 8, 2018

Pizza shit

You eat so much pizza you end up bed ridden and in pain until you finally explode a few times in runny stinky shittiness
Boy 1: “man I took the biggest pizza shit this morning”
Boy 2: “ I hope you flushed for you sisters sake”
Boy 1: “I’ll be back!!!”
Pizza shit by TheFruitOfSorrow March 22, 2021

shit pizza 

A pizza with the shit slices on top.
"Hey Armando, can I have a slice of shit pizza? With extra shit slices on my pizza slice."
shit pizza by My poseidon? December 8, 2017

oh shit the pizza 

this is usually said when one is a moron and forgets the pizza is in the OVEN !
guy 1 : HEY WHATS BURNING?
guy 2: OH SHIT THE PIZZA!
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