A pirate Ninja is a member of the exclusive northern virginia gang located in reston. this gang has mad ninja skills and pirate anger.
see pirate and ninja if you still dont understanbd anything in that tiny brain of yours.
Internet person1: im a pirate ninja
Internet person2 :dam, youre a pirate ninja? you must have all black clothes andplunder all stealth?
by Samone Grant December 2, 2004
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the coolest animal ever mixed with a swash-buckeling maritime pillager mixed with a master of the dark and secertive arts of the ninja.
that monkey-pirate-ninja just PWNED u.
by emoslayer666 May 23, 2008
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Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus!
Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus!

To go kicking evil's ass whenever there's a scare.
He’s got a mean lean katana and some cool facial hair.
And Whenever there is trouble he's gonna be right there!
He’s Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus
Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus!

Now who’s the Samurai robot who always wins?
The Swashbuckling Savior who’ll absolve your sins?
Who Traveled back in time and chopped off Hitlers head?
Who won the civil war and came back from the dead?
He’s Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus!
Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus!

In three days time he'll rise again.
When it comes to acting stealthy he scores a ten!
Instead of Chinese stars he throws unlevened bread!
Then he drinks a pint of spirits straight to his head.
He’s Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus!
Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus!

Who diced up Pol Pot like Teriaki Steak?
Who gave the great Ghangis Kahn all that he could take?
Who used his massive cyborg arm to crush the Axis dead?
Who pumped the Germans in the Rhine full of Pirate lead?
Who kung fu kicks anyone who sells mind altering drugs?
Who'll infect a robber with scurvy for everyone he mugs?
He’s Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus!
Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus!

Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus!
Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus!
Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus!
Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus is better than all other Jesuses.
by GrogMcGee January 20, 2009
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It is said that the Purple Pirate Ninja Monkey is the only thing in existence that can survive a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris. This creature dwells in the deepest areas of the amazon rainforest feasting on various fruits and plants. Standing 12 feet tall and armed with an arsenal of pirate weapons and ninja skills it is quite simply the most deadly animal on the planet.

*WARNING*

Stay away, extremely dangerous DO NOT APPROACH under any circumstances
None available, nobody has ever been near the Purple Pirate Ninja Monkey and survived.

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by Genuine Chocolate Face December 21, 2010
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