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When your phone is resting on or near your genitals and goes off when set to vibrate giving you a little sexual pleasure when someone calls. Happens especially when you place your phone on vibrate and place it near your crotch when driving to know when your phone going off when listening to loud music in the car. Phone jobs can be awkward, esp when your mother calls; however, they can also be an excellent way to derive sexual pleasure from someone you have no chance of getting it from.
"I was driving home and my phone went off, I let it go for a few rings cuz it felt good but then I was mortified when I saw that my mom just gave me a phone job."

"I saw it was Sarah calling so I let it go to voice mail to let the phone job last longer."
Phone Job by Drinkin' Dan January 7, 2010
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When a girl figuratively sucks your dick over the phone by using words that cause you to climax.
Ex. Hallie was so impressed by John's guitar that she gave him a phone job.
Phone Job by Sakura Clicker February 2, 2018
The act of pleasuring ones self by taking 2 phones (cordless or not doesnt matter) and putting them on either side of the your penis and then masterbating with the phones. The experience can sometimes be better if someone is talking on the phone during this act.
Dude, my mom called me last night and while she was talking i gave my self a phone job. Best one ever.
phone job by Joe Coupons July 2, 2006
The act of a woman sexually pleasuring a man using phone, text, or imagery as stimulation.
Tiffany, that was the most amazing phone job! Thank you, baby.

You're welcome, Ryan.
phone job by igknight333 October 16, 2011

i phone job 

Effeminate employment characterized by men who are employed in positions in which all their work that day is focused upon the functions of their i phone.
Jerry took a picture of the contract and sent it in a text. He received your e mail and his planner told him he has a conference in an hour. Jerry has an i phone job. Take away his i phone and he don't know how to do shit.

Phonejob 

When you set your phone on vibrate and ask someone to text you repeatedly, giving you the illusion of a virtual Handjob.
Jacob: Paul what are you doing?!

Paul: Oh my girlfriends texting me, she's giving me a Phonejob.
Phonejob by Peppered January 21, 2014
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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