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Phil Moment

When something unbelievably unfortunate happens to someone, whether it's their fault or not, and it feels like the universe is kicking them while they're down.
"Man, can't believe my wife left me."
"Ah, what a Phil moment"
Phil Moment by pouritup July 3, 2022
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dr phil moment 

When you're casually watching Dr Phil with someone and all of a sudden Dr Phil starts going off about a bad behaviour that's totally been exhibited by the person sitting next to you - and suddenly you feel the need to jump off the couch and dance wildly because your friend's just been called out and you feel justified and authenticated.
Dr Phil says: Picking your nose is bad manners. You look over and see your friend has his fingers up his nose to the knucle - a habit which you've pointed out to your friend a dozen times, but they deny it. A dr Phil moment... justifies your position
dr phil moment by valerieh February 16, 2008

Phil Collins Moment 

It's like that part from "In the Air Tonight", where the moment you hear the drum solo halfway through the song, you instantaneously start air drumming along. It doesn’t matter where you are or what you're doing when you hear it either. Whether it is in your car while you’re stuck in traffic, or in line at the grocery store, you're drumming along like you're kicking an invisible mugger's ass.
Wilcox: "So what happened?"

Arnett: "We were in a crowded bar, and I had a Phil Collins Moment, and when I stopped and looked around, the rest of the bar was doing it too, so I kept doing it"

Bruce: "What's a Phil Collins....Moment?"

Clark: "You know, its that one drum part from that one Phil Collins song that everyone drums to?"

Bruce: "Oh gotcha"

Clark: "I had a Phil Collins Moment the other day in the car. I accidentally hit my mom in the face. That song Simple by Collective Soul came on. You know that part at 32 seconds? I couldnt stop myself"
Phil Collins Moment by 3D@y$ March 14, 2010

Phil Jaques Moment

When one commits an act that can be compared to retadism. Common in teenage boys living in Mount Waverley. Perfected by Andrew M. Committing a 'Phil Jaques Moment' can result in the offender being beaten and ridiculed relentlessly.
Anthony: Oh Shit! I just dropped my priceless ming vase!
Andrew: Bah!!! Phil Jaques Moment!
(punches ensue)

Phil and Fern moment 

A prolonged fit of giggles, especially between two people in an supposedly serious setting.

A reference to the popular presenters of British weekday show This Morning, Phillip Schofield and Fern Britton-- who are known for such laughing fits.
We were doing an intense scene in the play, when I tripped up accidentally. We couldn't stop laughing about it, we had a right Phil and Fern moment.
Phil and Fern moment by Jac Griffin December 16, 2008

Philemoment 

A string of events that leads to a person (usually a high-schooler) getting into a place called Velvet Room, also attaining a power to summon Personas.

The events are:
1) Getting in a new town
2) Seeing a person (male or female, does not matter) that by their looks could be counted as a protagonist of an anime.
3)Agreeing to a contract (verbal, physical).
4) Finding a strange blue door that no one reacts to.

In a long-gone past the string of events was different:
1) Participating in a "Persona Game", a ritual that is said to help thou awaken their inner self.
2) Everything going wrong during a ritual.
3) Meeting a man (?) called Philemon, who will give you a Persona
4) Getting to go somewhere with a goal (for example, going out to get weapons to fight so called "Joker")
5) Stumbling upon the Velvet Room itself in a random location
Person 1: H-hey,bro... Do you see that door?
Person 2: Which door?
Person 1: A blue one, with some golden pattern on it. It also glows blue.
Person 2: Now that's a Philemoment.

Person1: ... What?
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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