peurto rican

A peurto rican is sometimes white but most of the time tan some are tan because theyre parents are tan to a peurto rican is hilarious attractive lovable cute and stylish they have an attitude so you dont want to mess woth them and will stick up for the ones that are loosing a puerto rican are good luck charms so treat them right cause if your friends with one tell them when something bad is going on

Man i wish i was friends with a peurto rican

by factsteacher February 27, 2016

Peurto Rican Shower

When someone doesn't actually shower with water and soap. They simply use perfume and body spray to mask their month-long showerless stank.

The chick with the locker next to me took another Peurto Rican Shower so now the hallway smells like cheap cupcake perfume.

by Ben Cox9 February 16, 2010

Peurto Rican Luggage

A brown paper bag that contains an abundance of pork rinds.

"Hey did you see Sanchez walking up and down the street last night with his Peurto Rican luggage?"

by WeForgotSteve January 26, 2018

peurto rican pull out

when you're doing someone from behind and just as you are about to bust, you pull out and jizz on their face

we were bangin' and i gaave her a peurto rican pull out

by pringle_dingle December 16, 2015

Puerto Rican motorboat

(N) Variation of traditional motorboat (loose-lipped shaking of one's face between breasts while making motorboat sound), whereby one motorboats a woman's ass(preferably a Puerto Rican stripper's ass).

I woke up this morning and totally remembered Puerto Rican motorboating 2 strippers at Frenchy's last night.

by Odiggz August 30, 2013

puerto rican pig roast

n.

A "three-way" based sexual act involving two men and one woman.

The woman is filled both orally and anally with dark rum, basted in a mixture of apple juice, brown sugar, and vinegar, then "put on the spit" penetrated both orally and either vaginally or anally.

Guy#1: Wow, look at that chick take those dicks.
Guy#2: Yeah, nothing beats a good old fashioned Puerto Rican pig roast.

by Autisticauggie April 25, 2014

puerto rican time

The timing system puerto ricans use for anything. Usually it's 30 mins to 3 hours after you need them to be there.

"Jose you're late for your appointment!" "im on puerto rican time mang"

by jo jo bob April 26, 2014