personal reasons

The official reason given when you are sacked for shagging a prostitute in the office.

Dave has left for personal reasons

by SecretSquirrel69 November 15, 2022

personal reasons

n. The official reason your company gives for why people disappear after a reorganization.

dude 1: Did you hear Gary resigned for personal reasons?
dude 2: Yeah. They personally asked his sorry ass to get the hell out!

by rowrtay February 25, 2009

Personal Reasons

An excuse for being a pussy

Nope. Had to drop out for personal reasons

by JOHPersonal January 7, 2020

Personal Reasons

Being a pussy and not going skiing with your pals

Nope. Had to pull out for personal reasons

by JOHPersonal January 7, 2020

no reasonable person

The number of people whom Sidney Powell, Trump-appointed author of the "stolen election" and "voter fraud" narratives, felt could believe that what she was saying was true.

Lawyers for Powell told a federal court that "no reasonable person" would conclude her unfounded claims of voter fraud in the 2020 presidential election were statements of fact. Taking it a step further, Attorney Albert Watkins, representing Jacob Chansley, the Q-Shaman, said that his client and other Capitol-storming defendants were "people with brain damage, they're fucking retarded".

by Monkey's Dad July 22, 2021