A horrid combo of perchance and maybe put together to form this eldritch abomination of the English lexicon, often used in the same way of perchance or perhaps.
"Ahmaybe I'll talk to her.."
"Permaybechance you will!"
"What."
A seamless combination of the the words “perchance” and “maybe”
Can be used in multiple different scenarios
Ex1: “Hey, would you like to go to dinner with me Friday night at the new pizza place?” “Permaybe”
Ex2: “Did you take out the trash like I told you, if not you’re in big trouble?” “Permaybe”
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'