Pennsylvania Weather Report 

In Pennsyl-tucky, denizens, often impoverished, indigent, shiftless, or simply apathetic, must resort to near neolithic forms of obtaining information, such as the weather.

Also may refer to any simplistic method of obtaining something, information or otherwise, rather than performing an actual event involving even minimal effort.

(In the heart of State College, Pennsylvania's intellectual cortex)
Ryan- What's the weather like today?
Jeff- Dunno, I'll get the Pennsylvania weather report
~Jeff leans out the window, sees Mike~
Jeff- Mike, what's the weather like?
Mike- (shrugs) Kinda chilly

Pennsylvania Weather Report by Sanduskied October 15, 2012