Penile Fracture

A horrifying (and totally real) injury in which you literally snap your dick in half, as you can guess, this can only happen when your penis is erect, if you're a man and you don't wince from reading this, you're either tough as balls or a woman

Poor Hank has never been the same since he suffered a penile fracture, from what I hear, he needs to use a tube if his wife wants to have sex now

Penile Fracture by Metallicajunkie October 5, 2018

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penile fracture

The worst pain know to man. A broken/fractured penis. Caused during rigorous sex and blood vessels pop.

I'm in the hospital because I have a penile fracture

penile fracture by I'm a gypo 123 March 22, 2017

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penile fracture

An event that usually happens after a sexually tragic event. Happened in Romeo and Juliet, the Titanic movie, and countless times among slut girls in high school. Not to be confused with heartbreak.

A: I had penile fracture yesterday! It hurt so much!
B: Of course, your gf weighs 666 pounds!
A: No, first she's only 120 pounds. She got pregnant and I got AIDS, this is why I have penile fracture.

penile fracture by a guy at wwphs$ June 15, 2017

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penile fracture

when your penis (specifically urethra) gets...fractured

Bob rolled over with an erection, forming a penile fracture

penile fracture by hambone October 19, 2003

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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