Penile Fracture 

A horrifying (and totally real) injury in which you literally snap your dick in half, as you can guess, this can only happen when your penis is erect, if you're a man and you don't wince from reading this, you're either tough as balls or a woman

Poor Hank has never been the same since he suffered a penile fracture, from what I hear, he needs to use a tube if his wife wants to have sex now

Penile Fracture by Metallicajunkie October 5, 2018

penile fracture 

The worst pain know to man. A broken/fractured penis. Caused during rigorous sex and blood vessels pop.

I'm in the hospital because I have a penile fracture

penile fracture by I'm a gypo 123 March 22, 2017

penile fracture 

An event that usually happens after a sexually tragic event. Happened in Romeo and Juliet, the Titanic movie, and countless times among slut girls in high school. Not to be confused with heartbreak.

A: I had penile fracture yesterday! It hurt so much!
B: Of course, your gf weighs 666 pounds!
A: No, first she's only 120 pounds. She got pregnant and I got AIDS, this is why I have penile fracture.

penile fracture by a guy at wwphs$ June 15, 2017

penile fracture 

when your penis (specifically urethra) gets...fractured

Bob rolled over with an erection, forming a penile fracture

penile fracture by hambone October 19, 2003