by niall's mofo November 20, 2012
Get the Pen Palmug. A guy who only text during work hours when he's trying to kill time. The conversations are normaaly generic in detail and he often asks to hang out without any indication of when that will be. During the weekend or after work hours the pen pal is unavailable and if he does wanna see you, it's to come over to your house with intentions of having sex.
Jane: pen pal is texting you? Who's that?
Beckie: I don't know who exactly but if we don't go out or talk when I'm off work I just call them my pen pal. They kill time when I'm bored.
Beckie: I don't know who exactly but if we don't go out or talk when I'm off work I just call them my pen pal. They kill time when I'm bored.
by BeckiMorgan December 29, 2013
Get the Pen Palmug. A pen pal (acronym: PP) is the most sublime and superior form of connection, especially and specifically in comparison to any rival pen pals (acronym: RPP).
Dear pen pal, also in true RPP style let’s organise this visit to Sebastian for our very first day together.
- your quarantined pen pal ✍️
- your quarantined pen pal ✍️
by big.pp.energy November 5, 2020
Get the Pen Palmug. A Pen Pal (acronym: PP) is a form of connection that is superior to all other forms of connections, especially, and most specifically, any Rival Pen Pals (acronym: RPP).
by big.pp.energy November 5, 2020
Get the Pen Palmug. Jimmy: Hey dad, wanna see my pen pal?
Dad: Well sure why not bring him on in.
Dave: Alright Jimmy, are you ready?
Jimmy: Ready Dave:
(Dick touching)
Dad: Jesus Fuck!
Dad: Well sure why not bring him on in.
Dave: Alright Jimmy, are you ready?
Jimmy: Ready Dave:
(Dick touching)
Dad: Jesus Fuck!
by jdupon21 January 3, 2010
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Get the Pen Palmug.